After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way
So I’m taking the plunge
and about to lunge
After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way
So I’m taking the plunge
and about to lunge
On Mups in a barrel of hay.
An expert once said on TV
An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say
An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say
You won’t get your way
An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say
You won’t get your way
But I’m sorry Cant do it for free
A skater went out on thin ice
A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack
A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack
Which caused him to cack
A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack
Which caused him to cack
and what happened next just ain’t nice.
It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum
It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum
Nor wiggle me thumb
It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum
Nor wiggle me thumb
But these things I will certainly master
Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out
Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out
Of that there’s no doubt
Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out
Of that there’s no doubt
If only you can find a PM to get past the ‘bump’
So many thoughts scattered about
So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out
So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out
little brain cells all busy