Limerick (Part 4)

After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way
So I’m taking the plunge
and about to lunge

After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way
So I’m taking the plunge
and about to lunge
On Mups in a barrel of hay.

An expert once said on TV

An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see

An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say

An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say
You won’t get your way

An expert once said on TV
The solution is simple to see
Just do as I say
You won’t get your way
But I’m sorry Cant do it for free

A skater went out on thin ice

A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice

A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack

A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack
Which caused him to cack

A skater went out on thin ice
With his buttocks gripped tight like a vice
But the ice, like his bum had a crack
Which caused him to cack
and what happened next just ain’t nice.

It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster

It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.

It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum

It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum
Nor wiggle me thumb

It’s a nuisance,having one wrist in plaster
In fact you could say it’s a right disaster.
I can’t wipe me bum
Nor wiggle me thumb
But these things I will certainly master

Bloody Brexit does give me the hump

Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’

Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out

Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out
Of that there’s no doubt

Bloody Brexit does give me the hump
Useless MP’s all vying to ‘tub-thump’
Time we were out
Of that there’s no doubt
If only you can find a PM to get past the ‘bump’

So many thoughts scattered about

So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out

So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out
little brain cells all busy