Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Merry Christmas Ange said Den
I’m divorcing you, get a pen!
I’ll take all you have!
When i’ve been to the lav

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Merry Christmas Ange said Den
I’m divorcing you, get a pen!
I’ll take all you have!
When i’ve been to the lav
And I’ll shack up with Roly again.

I wandered lonely as an icloud

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I wandered lonely as an icloud
Then all at once I saw a crowd

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I wandered lonely as an icloud
Then all at once I saw a crowd
They were all of a Twitter

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I wandered lonely as an icloud
Then all at once I saw a crowd
They were all of a Twitter
So across I did flitter

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I wandered lonely as an icloud
Then all at once I saw a crowd
They were all of a Twitter
So across I did flitter
Found out why they were loud.

One day I stirred a hornet’s nest

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One day I stirred a hornet’s nest
Not great when you’re wearing an old string vest

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One day I stirred a hornet’s nest
Not great when you’re wearing an old string vest
And baggy undies too

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One day i stirred a hornets nest
Not great when you’re wearing an old string vest
And baggy undies too
All stained and smeared with…stew…

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One day i stirred a hornets nest
Not great when you’re wearing an old string vest
And baggy undies too
All stained and smeared with…stew…
I swear to you, I do not jest.

Think we may soon have some snow

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Think we may soon have some snow
Well it is the right time of year you know

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Think we may soon have some snow
Well it is the right time of year you know
But I might disappear -
You’d like that, I hear

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Think we may soon have some snow
Well it is the right time of year you know
But I might disappear -
You’d like that, I hear
Tie a helium balloon to your toe.

I once took a ride on a bus

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I once took a ride on a bus
With no clothes on. It did cause a fuss

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I once took a ride on a bus
With no clothes on. It did cause a fuss
One lady passed out

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I once took a ride on a bus
With no clothes on. It did cause a fuss
One lady passed out
And a Vicar did shout

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I once took a ride on a bus
With no clothes on. It did cause a fuss
One lady passed out
And a Vicar did shout
“Get your clothes on immediately young Gus!”

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After a long and difficult day

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After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way

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After a long and difficult day
it seems futile to carry on this way
So I’m taking the plunge