Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I think I’ll have porage tomorn
Is that at the crack of dawn?

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I think I’ll have porage tomorn
Is that at the crack of dawn?
With sugar or salt?

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I think I’ll have porage tomorn
Is that at the crack of dawn?
With sugar or salt?
And a spoonful of Malt

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I think I’ll have porage tomorn
Is that at the crack of dawn?
With sugar or salt?
And a spoonful of Malt
While naked as the day I was born

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Breakfast done what can I have for lunch?

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Breakfast done what can I have for lunch?
Something fruity and ready to crunch

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Breakfast done what can I have for lunch?
Something fruity and ready to crunch
A fresh salad would fit the bill

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Breakfast done what can i have for lunch?
Something fruity and ready to crunch
A fresh salad would fit the bill
With calories? pretty much nil

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Breakfast done what can i have for lunch?
Something fruity and ready to crunch
A fresh salad would fit the bill
With calories? pretty much nil
Will be fish 'n chips, I have a hunch

No time for small talk as I have to run

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No time for small talk as I have to run
Just remembered something I should have done …

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No time for small talk as I have to run
Just remembered something I should have done …
It won’t take long

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No time for small talk as I have to run
Just remembered something I should have done
It won’t take long
Like a line in that song

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No time for small talk as I have to run
Just remembered something I should have done
It won’t take long
Like a line in that song
EZ, we have both just “Begun”

Two like minds with a single thought

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Oops! What happened there??

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Two like minds with a single thought
Each having to do just what they ought.

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Two minds with a single thought
Each having to do just what they ought
If only that could be

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Two minds with a single thought
Each having to do just what they ought
If only that could be
But it can’t you see

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Two minds with a single thought
Each having to do just what they ought
If only that could be
But it can’t you see
For the man he was tall - she was short

‘Merry Christmas Ange’ said Den

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Merry Christmas Ange’ said Den
‘I’m divorcing you, get a pen!’

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Merry Christmas Ange’ said Den
‘I’m divorcing you, get a pen!’
I’ll take all you have!