Limerick (Part 4)

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I changed into something with stye
Felt better, I began to smile.
With my long dark hair
I knew I had flair

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I changed into something with style
Felt better, I began to smile.
With my long dark hair
I knew I had flair
As sweet as Old Tate and Lyle

It’s manners that maketh the man

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It’s manners that maketh the man
But these days it’s gone down the pan

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It’s manners that maketh the man
But these days it’s gone down the pan
There’s a lack of respect

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It’s manners that maketh the man
But these days it’s gone down the pan
There’s a lack of respect
And society’s wrecked

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It’s manners that maketh the man
But these days it’s gone down the pan
There’s a lack of respect
And society’s wrecked
But we’ll pull it back-'coz we can!

I’m off to the doctor,today.

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I’m off to the doctor,today.
Let us hope all is okay

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I’m off to the doctor,today
.Let us hope all is okay
It’s likely that he’ll request

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I’m off to the doctor,today
.Let us hope all is okay
It’s likely that he’ll request
That I take off my old vest

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I’m off to the doctor,today
.Let us hope all is okay
It’s likely that he’ll request
That I take off my old vest
…at which point he’ll invite me to stay!

I’m home-with my wrist in a plaster

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I’m home-with my wrist in a plaster
Sounds like a bit of a disaster

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I’m home- with my wrist in plaster
Sounds like a bit of a disaster
Is it your left or your right?

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posted too late

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I’m home- with my wrist in plaster
Sounds like a bit of a disaster
Is it your left or your right?
My right-and NOT a nice sight

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I’m home- with my wrist in plaster
Sounds like a bit of a disaster
Is it your left or your right?
My right-and NOT a nice sight
And my leftie is all I can master.

Methinks I may just change my mind

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Methinks I may just change my mind
When I have bacon,I’ll leave on the rind

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Methinks I may just change my mind
When I have bacon, I’ll leave on the rind
Is that streaky or back?

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Methinks I may just change my mind
When I have bacon, I’ll leave on the rind
Is that streaky or back?
What’s it say on the pack

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Methinks I may just change my mind
When I have bacon, I’ll leave on the rind
Is that streaky or back?
What’s it say on the pack
It says don’t eat this or you’ll go blind

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I think I’ll have porage tomorn