I’m putting some cream on my aching back
More exercise needed, don’t slack
I’m putting some cream on my aching back
More exercise needed, don’t slack
Try gentle Yoga, slow and kind
I’m putting some cream on my aching back
More exercise needed, don’t slack
Try gentle Yoga, slow and kind
DON’T do any ‘dog’-you’ll never unwind
I’m putting some cream on my aching back
More exercise needed, don’t slack
Try gentle Yoga, slow and kind
DON’T do any ‘dog’-you’ll never unwind
Forget housework and pushing the Vac.
Lie down Right Now and have a rest
Lie down Mups and have a rest
You’ll look lovely there in your string vest
Lie down Mups and have a rest
You’ll look lovely there in your string vest
And her bloomers tied up with string
Lie down Mups and have a rest
You’ll look lovely there in your string vest
And her bloomers tied up with string
to match her thick corset thing
ie down Mups and have a rest
You’ll look lovely there in your string vest
And her bloomers tied up with string
to match her thick corset thing
Poor girl, she’s trying her best.
Much snow will be coming our way
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies”, I say
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies”, I say
Got me ski’s ready
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies”, I say
And don’t forget your wooden toboggan
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies” I say
And don’t forget your wooden toboggan
To make sure your knickers get sodden
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies” I say
And don’t forget your wooden toboggan
To make sure your knickers get sodden
As you fall in the snow and lay.
Can we go back to Tezza’s now, as his line got overlooked on the previous page somehow:
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies”, I say
Got me ski’s ready
And harnessed my Beddie
Much snow will be coming our way
“Time to look out your wellies”, I say
Got me ski’s ready
And harnessed my Beddie
I’ll be giggling the whole of the way.
My leggings once shrunk in the wash
My leggings once shrunk in the wash
so I wore then as knickers-and BOSH!
My leggings once shrunk in the wash
so I wore then as knickers-and BOSH!
I thought I’d look like Superman
My leggings once shrunk in the wash
so I wore then as knickers-and BOSH!
I thought I’d look like Superman
but I looked like my gran
My leggings once shrunk in the wash
so I wore then as knickers-and BOSH!
I thought I’d look like Superman
but I looked like my gran
My friend just looked and said OH GOSH!
I changed into something with style
I changed into something with stye
Felt better, I began to smile.
I changed into something with stye
Felt better, I began to smile.
With my long dark hair