Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
7901

In Court today I will be
For driving whilst having a wee.

7902

In Court today I will be
For driving whilst having a wee.
Did you open the door
Or slash on the floor

7903

In Court today I will be
For driving whilst having a wee.
Did you open the door
Or slash on the floor
In future don’t let anyone see.

Said Ava to Edward just last night

7904

Said Ava to Edward last night
You gave me a hell of a fright

7905

Said Ava to Edward last night
You gave me a hell of a fright
You fell out of bed

7906

Said Ava to Edward last night
You gave me a hell of a fright
You fell out of bed
I thought you were dead

7907

Said Ava to Edward last night
You gave me a hell of a fright
You fell out of bed
I thought you were dead
You’d turned a paler shade of white!

I’ve just had a lovely surprise

7908

I’ve just had a lovely surprise
Joe gave me one of his pies

7909

I’ve just had a lovely surprise
Joe gave me one of his pies
It was still piping hot

7910

I’ve just had a lovely surprise
Joe gave me one of his pies
It was still piping hot
Certainly did hit the spot

7911

I’ve just had a lovely surprise
Joe gave me one of his pies
It was still piping hot
Certainly did hit the spot
And came with a portion of fries

7912

May have some spare ribs tonight

7913

May have some spare ribs tonight
No doubt to your utter delight

7914

May have some spate ribs tonight
No doubt to your delight
My wife has just one

7915

May have some spate ribs tonight
No doubt to your utter delight
My wife has just one
And it sticks in her tum

7916

May have some spare ribs tonight
No doubt to your utter delight
My wife has just one
And it sticks in her tum
Which gave her a bit of a fright.

I’m having a large cod and chips

7917

I’m having a large cod and chips
and I don’t want your silly quips

7918

I’m having a large cod and chips
and I don’t want your silly quips
It could have been beef

7919

I’m having a large cod and chips
and I don’t want your silly quips
It could have been beef
What? With these teeth?

7920

I’m having a large cod and chips
and I don’t want your silly quips
It could have been beef
What? With these teeth?
Or something more spicy to pass through my lips

I’m putting some cream on my aching back