Limerick (Part 4)

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7881

Found a package at the front door
Did it say who it was for?
Couldn’t wait-ripped the wrapping
And found a dog yapping

7882

Found a package at the front door
Did it say who it was for?
Couldn’t wait-ripped the wrapping
And found a dog yapping
It promptly peed on my kitchen floor

Walking one day I picked up the pace

7883

Walking one day I picked up the pace
Tripped over my feet and broke a lace.

7884

Walking one day I picked up the pace
Tripped over my feet and broke a lace.
Then face first I went

7885

Walking one day I picked up the pace
Tripped over my feet and broke a lace.
Then face first I went
When along came a gent

7886

Walking one day i picked up the pace
Tripped over my feet and broke a lace
Then face first i went
When along came a gent
Who warned me i’d better brace!

Tomorrow’s the day when i shall

7887

Tomorrow’s the day when i shall
Go to lunch with my friend Hal

7888

Tomorrow’s the day when i shall
Go to lunch with my friend Hal
Fish and chips in a bag

7889

Tomorrow’s the day when i shall
Go to lunch with my friend Hal
Fish and chips in a bag
Then I’ll puff on a fag

7890

Tomorrow’s the day when i shall
Go to lunch with my friend Hal
Fish and chips in a bag
Then I’ll puff on a fag
Then nip to a pal’s for a chat

7891

My pal he wasn’t at home

7892

My pal he wasn’t at home
So I sat on the pavement alone

7893

My pal he wasn’t at home
Do i sit on the pavement alone
No, go sit in the warm

7894

My pal he wasn’t at home
Do i sit on the pavement alone
No, go sit in the warm
Watch the honeybees swarm

7895

My pal he wasn’t at home
Do i sit on the pavement alone
No, go sit in the warm
Watch the Honeybees swarm
But don’t move away from your phone.

7896

Shall I start one again EZ?

Had a walk round the market today

7897

Had a walk round the market today
But had no money to pay

7898

Had a walk round the market today
But had no money to pay
So i nicked some good stuff

7899

Had a walk round the market today
But had no money to pay
So i nicked some good stuff
The the cops came with cuffs

7900

Had a walk round the market today
But had no money to pay
So i nicked some good stuff
The the cops came with cuffs
And I was promptly put away.

In Court today I will be