Please, EZ, deliver us a line
Anything at all will be just fine
Could it be that you’re busy elsewhere
Trying on clothes 'cos you’ve nowt to wear
Please, EZ, deliver us a line
Anything at all will be just fine
Could it be that you’re busy elsewhere
Trying on clothes 'cos you’ve nowt to wear
Hold your stomach in and cut down on the wine.
They do say an apple a day
They do say an apple a day
Is very tasty, I have to say…
They do say an apple a day
Is very tasty, I have to say
Especially in a pie
They do say an apple a day
Is very tasty, I have to say
Especially in a pie
Topped with the cream I buy
They do say an apple a day
Is very tasty, I have to say
Especially in a pie
Topped with the cream I buy
We must stop torturing ourselves, okay?
I’m off to pour myself a gin
I’m off to pour myself a gin
Good idea, get them in
I’m off to pour myself a gin
Good idea, get them in
With a dash of fever tree
I’m off to pour myself a gin
Good idea, get them in
With a dash of fever tree
Ice and a slice for me
I’m off to pour myself a gin
Good idea, get them in
With a dash of fever tree
Ice and a slice for me
As long as we’re not slipped a mickey finn!
“Yawn” - it’s an early night for me
“Yawn” - it’s an early night for me
But first I need to have a wee
“Yawn” - it’s an early night for me
But first I need to have a wee
Can’t find the light switch
“Yawn” - it’s an early night for me
But first I need to have a wee
Can’t find the light switch
So I wee’d in the ditch
“Yawn” - it’s an early night for me
But first I need to have a wee
Can’t find the light switch
So I wee’d in the ditch
Should have checked the bushes… Tee hee‼️
Another year’s up and away
Another year’s up and away
And good wishes I want to convey
Another year’s up and away
And good wishes I want to convey
Must tread the path stready
Another year’s up and away
And good wishes I want to convey
Must tread the path steady
When I’m good and ready
Another year’s up and away
And good wishes I want to convey
Must tread the path steady
When I’m good and ready
Til then I can still be led astray
Found a package at the front door
Found a package at the front door
Did it say who it was for?
Found a package at the front door
Did it say who it was for?
Couldn’t wait-ripped the wrapping