Limerick (Part 4)

I received a funny phone call today
A deep voice suggested a roll in the hay!

I received a funny phone call today
A deep voice suggested a roll in the hay
So i hung up real quick

I received a funny phone call today
A deep voice suggested a roll in the hay
So i hung up real quick
Went for a walk, took my stick

I received a funny phone call today
A deep voice suggested a roll in the hay
So i hung up real quick
Went for a walk, took my stick
I’ll ring again later Okay.

My Pussy has a right evil streak

My Pussy has a right evil streak
She is naughty each day of the week

My Pussy has a right evil streak
She is naughty each day of the weak
Does she need putting down?

My Pussy has a right evil streak
She is naughty each day of the weak
Does she need putting down?
Was asked with a frown

My Pussy has a right evil streak
She is naughty each day of the week
Does she need putting down?
Was asked with a frown
Never! Without her it’d be too bleak.

One day Gertie went to the zoo

One day Gertie went to the zoo
And took a packed lunch, like you do

One day Gertie went to the zoo
And took a packed lunch, like you do
The keeper then said

One day Gertie went to the zoo
And took a packed lunch, like you do
The keeper then said
What’s that on your bread

One day Gertie went to the zoo
And took a packed lunch, like you do
The keeper then said
What’s that on your bread
“Spit from me blowing in my kazoot”

Open the windows to air out the place

Open the windows to air out the place
Or turn up the heating, whichever the case

Open the windows to air out the place
Or turn up the heating, whichever the case
That will make it real hot

Open the windows to air out the place
Or turn up the heating, whichever the case
That will make it real hot
But I don’t give a jot

Open the windows to air out the place
Or turn up the heating, whichever the case
That will make it real hot
But i don’t give a jot
I just love the warmth on my face.

Please, EZ, deliver us a line

Please, EZ, deliver us a line
Anything at all will be just fine

Please, EZ, deliver us a line
Anything at all will be just fine
Could it be that you’re busy elsewhere