Limerick (Part 4)

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So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out
little brain cells all busy
My hair goes all frizzy

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So many thoughts scattered about
On it goes, day in, day out
little brain cells all busy
My hair goes all frizzy
which causes my teeth to fall out.

Whilst shopping in town just today

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Whilst shopping in town just today
I bought a book about Tessie O’Shea

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Whilst shopping in town just today
I bought a book about Tessie O’Shea
Who was born in Wales

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Whilst shopping in town just today
I bought a book about Tessie O’Shea
Who was born in Wales
And hard as nails

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Whilst shopping in town just today
I bought a book about Tessie O’Shea
Who was born in Wales
And hard as nails
And weighed two tons, so they say.

I’ve sent Mrs Long out for Twirls

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I’ve sent Mrs Long out for Twirls
came back with a nice string of pearls

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I’ve sent Mrs Long out for Twirls
came back with a nice string of pearls
‘I can’t eat those’

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I’ve sent Mrs Long out for Twirls
came back with a nice string of pearls
“I can’t eat those”
and immediately she froze

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I’ve sent Mrs Long out for Twirls
came back with a nice string of pearls
“I can’t eat those”
and immediately she froze
And so longdogs drama unfurls.

A garden gnome fell off a wall

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A garden gnome fell off a wall
And on to the ground he did sprawl

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A garden gnome fell off a wall
And on to the ground he did sprawl
After checking for lumps

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A garden gnome fell off a wall
And on to the ground he did sprawl
After checking for lumps
And his head for bumps

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A garden gnome fell off a wall
And on to the ground he did sprawl
After checking for lumps
And his head for bumps
Went back up for yet another fall

While climbing up the spiral steps

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While climbing up the spiral steps
The shoes on my feet I had not checked

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While climbing up the spiral steps
The shoes on my feet I had not checked
I slipped on ten

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While climbing up the spiral steps
The shoes on my feet I had not checked
I slipped on ten
Went arse over tip and then

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While climbing up the spiral steps
The shoes on my feet I had not checked
I slipped on ten
Went arse over tip and then
Sat there and drank more Schweppes.

Sunday tomorrow, and so

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Sunday tomorrow, and so
Have got places to go

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Sunday tomorrow, and so
Have got places to go
Golng out to eat?