My neighbour has bought some new pants
But he found them full of red Ants
So he rubbed on some cream
My neighbour has bought some new pants
But he found them full of red Ants
So he rubbed on some cream
Twas then he heard 'em scream
My neighbour has bought some new pants
But he found them full of red Ants
So he rubbed on some cream
Twas then he heard 'em scream
which was when he invented ‘that’ dance!
Nobody wants to hug me
Nobody wants to hug me
So I guess I’d better hug a tree!
Nobody wants to hug me
So I guess I’d better hug a tree!
That’ll make me feel good
Nobody wants to hug me
So I guess I’d better hug a tree!
That’ll make me feel good
'cos my head’s made of wood
Nobody wants to hug me
So i guess i’d better hug a tree
That’ll make me feel good
Cos my head’s made of wood
Plus it’s handy when i need a wee.
My snowman had a carrot for a nose
My snowman had a carrot for a nose
And charcoal buttons for his clothes
My snowman had a carrot for a nose
And charcoal buttons for his clothes
But then the sun came out
My snowman had a carrot for a nose
And charcoal buttons for his clothes
But then the sun came out
And i yelled"Watch out!"
My snowman had a carrot for a nose
And charcoal buttons for his clothes
But then the sun came out
And i yelled"Watch out!"
As he melted down as if in repose
There’s a low moon in the sky right now
There’s a low moon in the sky right now
but it’s still beautiful,anyhow
There’s a low moon in the sky right now
but it’s still beautiful,anyhow
I’m dancing in the moonlight
There’s a low moon in the sky right now
but it’s still beautiful,anyhow
I’m dancing in the moonlight
But my leggings are too tight
There’s a low moon in the sky right now
but it’s still beautiful,anyhow
I’m dancing in the moonlight
But my leggings are too tight
And made me just trip over a cow.
Have you covered your plants from the frost
To make sure all is not lost
Have you covered your plants from the frost
To make sure all is not lost
It can save lots of money
Have you covered your plants from the frost
To make sure all is not lost
It can save lots of money
And bees can make honey
Have you covered your plants from the frost
To make sure all is not lost
It can save lots of money
And bees can make honey
And I like lettuce that’s tossed !
Well Santa came by t’other night…
And he gave Auntie Dotty a fright …
Well Santa came by t’other night
And he gave Auntie Dotty a fright
He was standing by her bed