Well Santa came by t’other night
And he gave Auntie Dotty a fright
He was standing by her bed
And wrapping her head
Well Santa came by t’other night
And he gave Auntie Dotty a fright
He was standing by her bed
And wrapping her head
When his elastic went - what a sight!
Minus 2 and a frost this morn
Minus 2 and a frost this morn
And i was dog walking before dawn
Minus 2 and a frost this morn
And i was dog walking before dawn
People still in bed don’t know they’re born!
Do you mind if I alter this slightly, I think that should have been the last line perhaps?
Minus 2 and a frost this morn
And i was dog walking before dawn
With my collar turned up
Just me and the pup
People still in bed don’t know they’re born!
Hope that’s OK, Cherie.
Doesn’t the weekend come around quick
Doesn’t the weekend come around quick
And goes just as fast at a tidy old lick
Doesn’t the weekend come around quick
And goes just as fast at a tidy old lick
but I enjoy and wade in,
Doesn’t the weekend come around quick
And goes just as fast at a tidy old lick
But i enjoy and wade in
With my old kith and kin
Doesn’t the weekend come around quick
And goes just as fast at a tidy old lick
But i enjoy and wade in
With my old kith and kin
Tom, Harry and my cousin Dick.
I’ll be out on the town tonight
I’ll be out on the town tonight
Make sure you’re home by midnight
I’ll be out on the town tonight
Make sure you’re home by midnight
Because,at that hour
I’ll be out on the town tonight
*Make sure you’re home by midnight
Because,at that hour
Events may turn sour
I’ll be out on the town tonight
*Make sure you’re home by midnight
Because,at that hour
Events may turn sour
And turn into tomorrow’s afternoon delight.
Been thinking of turning over a new leaf
I’ll be out on the town tonight
*Make sure you’re home by midnight
Because,at that hour
Events may turn sour
Vampires may want you, to bite
Great Auntie Ginny went off in her mini
Oops!
Been thinking of turning over a new leaf
Cutting out sugar, milkshakes and beef
Been thinking of turning over a new leaf
Cutting out sugar, milkshakes and beef
But will life be worth living?
NO,not if Rhian stops giving
Been thinking of turning over a new leaf
Cutting out sugar, milkshakes and beef
But will life be worth living?
NO,not if Rhian stops giving
Up all that tastes good, d’you see.
So what does this year have in store