Limerick (Part 4)

It’s JANUARY already-oh,boy!
Off to the sales … oh joy.?
Bargains galore
So I’ll just buy more

It’s JANUARY already-oh,boy!
Off to the sales … oh joy.?
Bargains galore
So I’ll just buy more
stuff I don’t want-that’s their ploy!

I’m the most boring person on Earth

I’m the most boring person on Earth
I know a few more for what it’s worth

I’m the most boring person on Earth
I know a few more for what it’s worth
Though there are others who try

I’m the most boring person on Earth
I know a few more for what it’s worth
Though there are others who try
You have to ask yourself why

I’m the most boring person on Earth
I know a few more for what it’s worth
Though there are others who try
You have to ask yourself why
have they always been boring since birth?

Dancing on Ice has returned

Dancing on Ice has returned
Can’t say I’m overly concerned

eradicated…posted together,sorry

Oh,winning DOI’s a true feat

Dancing on Ice has returned
Can’t say I’m overly concerned
Oh, winning DOI’s a true feat
Especially for those with two left feet

Dancing on Ice has returned
Can’t say I’m overly concerned
Oh, winning DOI’s a true feat
Especially for those with two left feet
Tripping to hold the trophy must be earned.

While watching tv and wondering why

While watching tv and wondering why
I suddenly realised that I

While watching tv and wondering why
I suddenly realised that I
Hadn’t let the dog out

While watching tv and wondering why
I suddenly realised that I
Hadn’t let the dog out
hmmm-I know he’s about

While watching tv and wondering why
I suddenly realised that I
Hadn’t let the dog out
hmmm-I know he’s about
He must be hiding 'cos he’s shy.

Celebrations over, now it’s back to work

Celebrations over, now it’s back to work
Nose to the grindstone, don’t you shirk

Celebrations over, now it’s back to work
Nose to the grindstone, don’t you shirk
for me,it’s ''Hooray"

Celebrations over, now it’s back to work
Nose to the grindstone, don’t you shirk
for me,it’s ''Hooray"
To start my working day

Celebrations over, now it’s back to work
Nose to the grindstone, don’t you shirk
for me,it’s ''Hooray"
To start my working day
And around the kettle will lurk

My neighbour has bought some new pants

My neighbour has bought some new pants
But he found them full of red Ants