Limerick (Part 4)

Oh,dear-the hour draweth nigh
Said Pug letting out a loud sigh

Oh,dear-the hour draweth nigh
Said Pug letting out a loud sigh
As we approach a new year

Oh,dear-the hour draweth nigh
*Said Pug letting out a loud sigh
As we approach a new year
Hungover from drinking too much beer

Oh,dear-the hour draweth nigh
*Said Pug letting out a loud sigh
As we approach a new year
Hungover from drinking too much beer
Or even a whisky and dry

While waiting for Big Ben to chime

While waiting for Big Ben to chime
I’m inclined to think of the time

While waiting for Big Ben to chime
I’m inclined to think of the time
when a pint was five bob

While waiting for Big Ben to chime
I’m inclined to think of the time
when a pint was five bob
And kids went ‘Bob a job’

While waiting for Big Ben to chime
I’m inclined to think of the time
when a pint was five bob
And kids went ‘Bob a job’
And robbery was still a crime

Well I’ve made into the New Year

Well I’ve made it into the New Year
Time to look out my new keep fit gear.

Well I’ve made it into the New Year
Time to look out my new keep fit gear.
I hope life will be good

Well I’ve made it into the New Year
Time to look out my new keep fit gear.
I hope life will be good
And in all likelihood

Well I’ve made it into the New Year
Time to look out my new keep fit gear.
I hope life will be good
And in all likelihood
None of my clothes will fit me I fear.

I’ll need to go on a shopping spree

I’ll need to go on a shopping spree
Get some clothing really cheap, or maybe even free

I’ll need to go on a shopping spree
Get some clothing really cheap, of even for free
But as usual I’ll buy

I’ll need to go on a shopping spree
Get some clothing really cheap, of even for free
But as usual I’ll buy
Something that catches my eye

I’ll need to go on a shopping spree
Get some clothing really cheap, of even for free
But as usual I’ll buy
Something that catches my eye
at ‘bargain price’,though it doesn’t fit me.

It’s JANUARY already-oh,boy!

It’s JANUARY already-oh,boy!
Off to the sales … oh joy.?

It’s JANUARY already-oh,boy!
Off to the sales … oh joy.?
Bargains galore