Limerick (Part 4)

It feels like there’s snow in the air
Time to look out my thermal underwear.
The ones with the flap
Be careful of the gap!

It feels like there’s snow in the air
Time to look out my thermal underwear
The one’s with the flap
Be careful of the gap!
That’s sure to make OFF 'ers stare!

Has EZ forgotten to start the next rhyme?

Has EZ forgotten to start the next rhyme?
Looks like it so maybe next time

Has EZ forgotten to start the next rhyme?
Looks like it so maybe next time
Have you been on the ‘pop’?

Has EX forgotten to start the next rhyme?
Looks like it so maybe next time
Have you been on the pop?
Who me? Ok it’s a fair cop

Has EX forgotten to start the next rhyme?
Looks like it so maybe next time
Have you been on the pop?
Who me? Ok it’s a fair cop
Have fun then, and then it’s bedtime.

Tonight I’ll be having some nibbles and wine

Has EX forgotten to start the next rhyme?
Looks like it so maybe next time
Have you been on the pop?
Who me? Ok it’s a fair cop
I’m already hearing the bells chime!

Next year I must really resolve to

Tonight i will have nibbles and wine
Were you here you could have some of mine

Oops, looks like we’ve all been on the pop!

Tonight i’ll be having some nibbles and wine
You certainly know how to dine!

Tonight i’ll be having some nibbles and wine
You certainly know how to dine!
Hoped you’d offer me some of yours

Tonight i’ll be having some nibbles and wine
You certainly know how to dine!
Hoped you’d offer me some of yours
Good idea! I’ll leave open my doors

Tonight i’ll be having some nibbles and wine
You certainly know how to dine!
Hoped you’d offer me some of yours
Good idea! I’ll leave open my doors
'Cos I’m seeking a new Valentine!

Next year I must resolve to …

Next year I must resolve to …
Start the New Year anew

Next year I must resolve to …
Start the New Year anew.
I’ll throw out the booze

Next year I must resolve to …
Start the New Year anew.
I’ll throw out the booze
And wear my pink shoes

Next year I must resolve to …
Start the New Year anew.
I’ll throw out the booze
And wear my pink shoes
and prance gaily,without more ado!

Oh,dear-the hour draweth nigh