Limerick (Part 4)

Pluto’s miffed at being removed from the list
That’ll teach him to go out and get pissed
He was one of ‘The Nine’

Pluto’s miffed at being removed from the list
That’ll teach him to go out and get pissed
He was one of ‘The Nine’
Who copped a bid fine

Pluto’s miffed at being removed from the list
That’ll teach him to go out and get pissed
He was one of ‘The Nine’
Who copped a bid fine
but to us watchers,he’s terribly missed.

I see the New Year’s getting close

I see the New Year’s getting close
Will we see the next one? Who knows.

I see the New Year’s getting close
With the usual Hogmanay overdose

*see the New Year’s getting close
Will we see the next one? Who knows.
With only two days to go

See the New Year’s getting close
Will we see the next one? Who knows.
With only two days to go
Oops, I have no merlot!

See the New Year’s getting close
Will we see the next one? Who knows.
With only two days to go
Oops, I have no merlot!
But I have some Reisling I chose.

Soon be time to pack away the tree

Soon be time to pack away the tree
Not before time, wouldn’t you agree?

Soon be time to pack away the tree
Not before time, wouldn’t you agree?
Dashed right,it’s all humbug

Soon be time to pack away the tree
Not before time, wouldn’t you agree?
Dashed right,it’s all humbug
Said Grumpy with a shrug

Soon be time to pack away the tree
Not before time, wouldn’t you agree?
Dashed right,it’s all humbug
Said Grumpy with a shrug
this jovial stuff don’t suit me.

SO-it’s soon t’be twenty nineteen!

SO-it’s soon t’be twenty nineteen!
With midnight a happy scene

So-it’s soon to be twenty nineteen!
With midnight a happy scene
Happy New Year to all

So-it’s soon to be twenty nineteen!
With midnight a happy scene
Happy New Year to all
Whate’er may befall

So-it’s soon to be twenty nineteen!
With midnight a happy scene
Happy New Year to all
What e’re may befall
May it be better than what’s already been.

It feels like there’s snow in the air

It feels like there’s snow in the air
Time to look out my thermal underwear.

It feels like there’s snow in the air
Time to look out my thermal underwear.
The ones with the flap