An old friend of mine said today
An old friend of mine said today
Shortly I’ll be moving away
An old friend of mine said today
Shortly i’ll be moving away
I said “Why the hell!”
An old friend of mine said today
Shortly i’ll be moving away
I said “Why the hell!”
“Can I go with you as well?”
An old friend of mine said today
Shortly i’ll be moving away
I said “Why the hell!”
" Can i go with you as well?"
I said " Sure you can, if you pay"
I’m glad he decided to stay
I’m glad he decided to stay
In my tent by the side of Loch Tay
I’m glad he decided to stay
In my tent by the side of Loch Tay
But the weather’s a tad cold
I’m glad he decided to stay
In my tent by the side of Loch Tay*
But the weather’s a tad cold
Or so I’ve been told
I’m glad he decided to stay
In my tent by the side of Loch Tay
But the weathers a tad cold
Or so i’ve been told
Scotland’s always so cold anyway.
I could be in deep trouble now
I could be in deep trouble now
I told a big porkie - and how
I could be in deep trouble now
*I told a big porkie - and how
If my wife finds out
I could be in deep trouble now
I told a big porkie - and how
If my wife finds out
One big kick and i’m out
I could be in deep trouble now
I told a big porkie - and how
If my wife finds out
One big kick and i’m out
Or at least a bloody big row.
A chicken called Geoffrey once said
A chicken named Geoffrey once said
Stop me crossing the road or i’m dead
A chicken named Geoffrey once said
Stop me crossing the road or i’m dead
I just need to know
A chicken named Geoffrey once said
Stop me crossing the road or i’m dead
I just need to know
Should i run or walk slow?
A chicken named Geoffrey once said
Stop me crossing the road or i’m dead
I just need to know
Should i run or walk slow?
then he thought sod it and flew across instead.
Pluto’s miffed at being removed from the list
Pluto’s miffed at being removed from the list
That’ll teach him to go out and get pissed