Limerick (Part 4)

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While driving through town today
A beauty stepped right in my way
As I trod on her toe

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While driving through town today
A beauty stepped right in my way
As i trod on her toe
And said"Ho Ho Ho "

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While driving through town today
A beauty stepped right in my way
As i trod on her toe
And said"Ho Ho Ho "
She executed a perfect sashay.

I followed to make my amends

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I followed to make my amends
And ended up becoming friends.

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I followed to make my amends
And ended up becoming friends.
Alas, I yearned for more

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I followed to make my amends
And ended up becoming friends
Alas, i yearned for more
After all, it’s happened before

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I followed to make my amends
And ended up becoming friends
Alas, i yearned for more
After all, it’s happened before
It depends on how far this one bends.

I was washing my hair in the pond

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I was washing my hair in the pond
When i suddenly spotted this wand

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I was washing my hair in the pond
When i suddenly spotted this wand
Which I tapped on my head

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I was washing my hair in the pond
When i suddenly spotted this wand
Which i tapped on my head
It was made out of lead!

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I was washing my hair in the pond
When i suddenly spotted this wand
Which i tapped on my head
It was made out of lead!
And Poof! I turned into James Bond.

If you want to do better in life

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If you want to do better in life
Avoid any troubles and strife

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If you want to do better in life
Avoid any troubles and strife
If you want to live longer

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If you want to do better in life
Avoid any troubles and strife
If you want to live longer
And come out stronger

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If you want to do better in life
Avoid any troubles and strife
If you want to live longer
And come out stronger
Find a lovely efficient wife

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A man from New Hampshire once said

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A man from New Hampshire once said
I think I will get a new bed

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A man from New Hampshire once said
I think I will get a new bed
So he searched all the shops

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A man from New Hampshire once said
I think I will get a new bed
So he searched all the shops
Found one that was tops

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A man from New Hampshire once said
I think i will get a new bed
So he searched all the shops
Found one that was tops
Then chucked his old bed in the shed.