Limerick (Part 4)

Gary likes to bounce high on his bed
Till one day he hit his poor head
Straight through the ceiling
And landed in Darjeeling
When he landed poor Gary was dead.

Awww…!

There was a young buck from Neathe

Hi Rhian and Mups

There was a young buck from Neath
Who one day was riddled with grief

There was a young buck from Neathe
Who one day was riddled with grief
His goldfish got eaten

There was a young buck from Neath
Who one day was riddled with grief
His goldfish got eaten
The villain was beaten

There was a young buck from Neath
Who one day was riddled with grief
His goldfish got eaten
The villain was beaten
'Twas next door’s cat - beggars belief ! :shock:

One day a young man had a dream

One day a young man had a dream
About two trout and a bream

One day a young man had a dream
About two trout and a bream
So he picked up his rod

One day a young man had a dream
About two trout and a bream
So he picked up his rod
And angled a cod

One day a young man had a dream
About two trout and a bream
So he picked up his rod
And angled a cod
Then woke up waist deep in the stream.

You beat me EZ - great minds ey. :wink:

Has Easter come round yet again?

Has Easter come round again?
Hope I don’t drop my egg down the drain

Has Easter come round yet again?
And I don’t drop my egg down a drain
You can soon buy another

Has Easter come round yet again?
Hope I don’t drop my egg down the drain
You can soon buy another
Should I buy for your brother?

Has Easter come round yet again?
And I don’t drop my egg down the drain
You can soon buy another
Should I buy for your brother?
Too much chocolate can make high weight gain.

Where’s Judd on this bright moonlit night?

Where’s Judd on this bright moonlit night?
I’ve been out flying my kite