Limerick (Part 4)

After a long and busy day
It’s time to relax and play
But how shall I chill
So much time to kill

After a long and busy day
It’s time to relax and play
But how shall i chill
So much time to kill
I think i will go and lay

A man and his dog went out walking

A man and his dog went out walking
He met a lady and got talking

A man and his dog went out walking
He met a lady and got talking
She said she was single

A man and his dog went out walking
He met a lady and got talking
She said she was single
And ready to mingle

A man and his dog went out walking
He met a lady and got talking
She said she was single
And ready to mingle
His reply would suggest he was balking

I met a young lady from Chile

I met a young lady from Chile
Whose chest was decidedly hilly

I met a young lady from Chile
Whose chest was decidedly “hilly”
While walking one day

I met a young lady from Chile
Whose chest was decidedly “hilly”
While walking one day
It started to sway

I met a young lady from Chile
Whose chest was decidedly “hilly”
While walking one day
It started to sway
Man, did that lady from Chile look silly.

A blackbird was sat on her nest

A blackbird was sat on her nest
Puffing out her black chest

A blackbird was sat on her nest
Puffing out her black chest
When along came a magpie

A blackbird was sat on her nest
Puffing out her black chest
When along came a magpie
And looked into her eye

A blackbird was sat on her nest
Puffing out her black chest
When along came a magpie
And looked into her eye
And said, “Shove over I’m in need of a rest”

Gary liked to bounce high on his bed

Gary like to bounce high on his bed
Till one day he hit his poor head

Gary likes to bounce high on his bed
Till one day he hit his poor head
Straight through the ceiling

Gary likes to bounce high on his bed
Till one day he hit his poor head
Straight through the ceiling
And landed in Darjeeling