I’m watching three ducks on my roof
Two quacking and the other, aloof
But with dismay
I heard one say
I’m watching three ducks on my roof
Two quacking and the other, aloof
But with dismay
I heard one say
Your quacking is really uncoof
Had a set-back to my retirement plan 
Had a set-back to my retirement plan:cry:
Can’t go because I’m a man
Had a set-back to my retirement plan
Can’t go because I’m a man
It’s a fiendish plot
Had a set-back to my retirement plan
Can’t go because I’m a man
It’s a fiendish plot
Now retire I will not
Had a set back to my retirement plan
Can’t go because i’m a man
It’s a fiendish plot
Now retire I will not
So i’ll just keep working till I can.
A newt once met up with a frog
A newt once met up with a frog
They sat and chatted on a log
A newt once met up with a frog
They sat and chatted on a log
Till along came a toad
A newt once met up with a frog
They sat and chatted on a log
Till along came a toad
Carrying a heavy load
A newt once met up with a frog
They sat and chatted on a log
Till along came a toad
Carrying a heavy load
Chased by a huge shaggy dog.
A cat and a mouse had a date
A cat and a mouse had a date
They met by a creaky old gate
A cat and a mouse had a date
They met by a creaky old gate
The cat had the key
A cat and a mouse had a date
They met by a creaky old gate
The cat had the key
The mouse squeaked “I’m free”
A cat and a mouse had a date
They met by a creaky old gate
The cat had the key
The mouse squeaked “i’m free”
And the cat said “aye wait for me”…
After a long and busy day
After a long and busy day
It’s time to relax and play
After a long and busy day
It’s time to relax and play
But how shall I chill