Limerick (Part 4)

I fancy a nice glass of wine
If you like you can try some of mine
That’s a kind thought

Hi EZ :039:

I fancy a nice glass of wine
If you like you can try some of mine
That’s a kind thought
I’ve got some cheap stuff I bought

I fancy a nice glass of wine
If you like you can try some of mine
That’s a kind thought
It was free and not shop bought

You two men! Free, or cheap plonk, you sure know how to pull a gal. :lol:

I fancy a nice glass of wine
If you like you can try some of mine
That’s a kind thought
I’ve got some cheap stuff I bought
OK, that’ll be fine.

EZ and Judd had a beer

EZ and Judd had a beer
I drink spirits or real ale I fear

EZ and Judd had a beer
It’ll send them a little bit queer

Judd just beat you to it, sue. :slight_smile:

EZ and Judd had a beer
I drink spirits or real ale I fear
Well try their new Gin

EZ and Judd had a beer
I drink spirits or real ale I fear
Well try their new Gin
Unless its a sin

EZ and Judd had a beer
I drink spirits and real ale I fear
Well try their new Gin
Unless it’s a sin
It’ll fill you with lots of good cheer.

What a wonderful day to be out

What a wonderful day to be out
Doing the gardening no doubt

What a wonderful day to be out
Doing the gardening no doubt
Or taking a walk

What a wonderful day to be out
Doing the gardening no doubt
Or taking a walk
And with some fun talk

What a wonderful day to be out
Doing the gardening no doubt
Or taking a walk
And with some fun talk
But please don’t be tempted to shout.

I’m watching three ducks on my roof

I’m watching three ducks on my roof
Two quacking and the other, aloof

I’m watching three ducks on my roof
Two quacking and the other, aloof
But with dismay!