Garlic, and not a vampire in sight
Don’t want to feel creepy this night
Hiya Judster 
Hiya Mups
Garlic, and not a vampire in sight
Don’t want to feel creepy this night
Keep a stake by your bed
Garlic, and not a vampire in sight
don’t want to feel creepy this night
Keep a stake by your bed
To bash someone’s head
Garlic and not a vampire in sight
Don’t want to feel creepy this night
Keep a stake by your bed
To bash someone’s head
Just whack 'em with all of your might.
It sure is a real foggy morn
It sure is a real foggy morn
And everything’s looking forlorn
It sure is a real foggy morn
And everything’s looking forlorn
I can just see my shed
It sure is a real foggy morn
And everythin’s looking forlorn
I can just see my shed
And my lion being fed
It sure is a real foggy morn
And everythin’s looking forlorn
I can just see my shed
And my lion being fed
Now the suns up and all the fogs gorn. 
Sometimes I just can’t be good
Sometimes I just can’t be good
Occasionally I can be very rude 
Sometimes I just can’t be good
Occasionally I can be very rude
But I mean no harm
Sometimes I just can’t be good
Occasionally I can be very rude
But I mean no harm
I can turn on the charm
Sometimes I just can’t be good
Occasionally I can be very rude
But I mean no harm
I can turn on the charm
And try to get you in the mood! 
It’s Chow Mein and rice tonight
It’s Chow Mein and rice tonight
I shall be having something light
It’s Chow Mein and rice tonight
I shall be having something light
What, lighter than rice?
It’s Chow Mein and rice tonight
I shall be having something light
What, lighter than rice?
Aye, some gin with ice
It’s Chow Mein and rice tonight
I shall be having something light
What, lighter than rice?
Aye, some gin with ice
Ah now that’s a drink with some bite!
I fancy a nice glass of wine
I fancy a nice glass of wine
If you like you can try some of mine