The Spaniard was duly deported
*Once he was officially reported
He looked up at the sun
Said “What’s done is done”
The Spaniard was duly deported
*Once he was officially reported
He looked up at the sun
Said “What’s done is done”
and went home to the lady he courted.
As the man in the moon once said;
As the man in the moon once said
“It’s morning and time for my bed”
As the man in the moon once said
“It’s morning and time for my bed”
“It’s time for the sun to shine”
As the man in the moon once said
“It’s morning and time for my bed”
“It’s time for the sun to shine”
While blissful sleep will be mine
As the man in the moon once said
“it’s morning and time for my bed”
“It’s time fore the sun to shine”
While blissful sleep will be mine
Then he slipped, fell and in moments was dead.
There once was these three wise men
There once was these three wise men
Who went looking for Jesus… again
There once was these three wise men
Who went looking for Jesus… again
But they got themselves lost
There once was these three wise men
Who went looking for Jesus… again
But they got themselves lost
their camels shivered in the frost
There once was these three wise men
Who went looking for Jesus… again
But they got themselves lost
their camels shivered in the frost
And they were never spotted again.
Well tomorrow it’s here - the big day
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Well tomorrow it’s here - the big day
And Merry Christmas we all will say
Well tomorrow it’s here - the big day
And Merry Christmas we all will say.
"Bah,Humbug!’ say some
Well tomorrow it’s here - the big day
And Merry Christmas we all will say.
"Bah,Humbug!’ say some
And show us your bum
Well tomorrow it’s here - the big day
And Merry Christmas we all will say.
"Bah,Humbug!’ say some
And show us your bum
Show my bum? No way.
Just got arrested for flashing my arse
Just got arrested for flashing my arse
At Herb Alpert & his Tijuana Brass
Just got arrested for flashing my arse
At Herb Alpert & his Tijuana Brass
So I did it once more
Just got arrested for flashing my arse
At Herb Alpert & his Tijuana Brass
So I did it once more
In front of Al Gore