Limerick (Part 4)

Oh look-it’s the man in the moon
A great pub! i’m going there soon
Have a drink on me

Oh look-it’s the man in the moon
A great pub! i’m going there soon
Have a drink on me
A pint or three

Oh look-it’s the man in the moon
Great pub! I’m going there soon
Have a drink on me
A pint or three
Then i’ll take a girl back to my room.

Live in hope or die in despair?

Live in hope or die in despair?
Not much of a choice ? To be fair

Live in hope or die in despair?
Not much of a choice ? To be fair.
I chose ‘hope & be happy’

Live in hope or die in despair?
Not much of a choice to be fair
I chose ‘hope &be happy’
Ok so my choice was crappy

Live in hope or die in despair?
Not much of a choice to be fair
I chose ‘hope & be happy’
Ok so my choice was crappy
but it suits ME,so i don’t care.

So,as we all wave goodbye to '18,

So,as we all wave goodbye to '18,
We wonder just what we have seen

So,as we all wave goodbye to '18,
We wonder just what we have seen
Sunny days and blue skies

So,as we all wave goodbye to '18,
We wonder just what we have seen
Sunny days and blue skies
plus ‘The Beast’ - a surprise

So as we all wave goodbye to '18
We wonder just what we have seen
Sunny days and blue skies
Plus ‘The Beast’-a surprise
But really a bit of ‘A Queen’

There was an old man from Madrid

There was an old man from Madrid
who rowed over to Dover then hid

There was an old man from Madrid
who rowed over to Dover then hid.
Spanish was all he could speak

There was an old man from Madrid
Who rowed over to Dover then hid
Spanish was all he could speak
With a strange sort of squeak

There was an old man from Madrid
Who rowed over to Dover then hid
Spanish was all he could speak
With a strange sort of squeak
So he failed in his asylum bid

The Spaniard was duly deported

The Spaniard was duly deported
Once he was officially reported

The Spaniard was duly deported
Once he was officially reported
He looked up at the sun