Poor Santa got stuck in the Flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do.
Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates
Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates
As Nick was in dire straits
Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates
As Nick was in Dire Straits
Was he? That line up is new!
This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Lol, EZ
This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that I’m still on the shelf
This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder
This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder
To exude more ardour
his Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder
To exude more ardour
maybe cop a kiss from some busty elf.
Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.
Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.
I don’t fancy staying
Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.
I don’t fancy staying
This trip there’s no delaying
Well tomorrow i have a long drive
In good shape i hope i’ll arrive
I don’t fancy staying
This trip there’s no delaying
I possibly won’t go, i’ll just skive.
A few streets away from me lives
A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs.
A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid
A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid
And no good they ever did
A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid
And no good they ever did
other than sharing-out divs
Oh,look-it’s the man in the moon!
Oh look-it’s the man in the moon
A great pub! i’m going there soon