Limerick (Part 4)

Poor Santa got stuck in the Flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do.

Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates

Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates
As Nick was in dire straits

Poor Santa got stuck in the flue
And Rudolph didn’t know what to do
So he fetched a few mates
As Nick was in Dire Straits
Was he? That line up is new!

This Christmas i’ve promised myself

Lol, EZ

This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that I’m still on the shelf

This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder

This Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder
To exude more ardour

his Christmas i’ve promised myself
Not to find that i’m still on the shelf
I must try much harder
To exude more ardour
maybe cop a kiss from some busty elf.

Well,tomorrow I have a long drive

Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.

Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.
I don’t fancy staying

Well,tomorrow I have a long drive
In good shape I hope I’ll arrive.
I don’t fancy staying
This trip there’s no delaying

Well tomorrow i have a long drive
In good shape i hope i’ll arrive
I don’t fancy staying
This trip there’s no delaying
I possibly won’t go, i’ll just skive.

A few streets away from me lives

A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs.

A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid

A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid
And no good they ever did

A few streets away from me lives
A market stall run by two spivs
They’re called Bill and Sid
And no good they ever did
other than sharing-out divs

Oh,look-it’s the man in the moon!

Oh look-it’s the man in the moon
A great pub! i’m going there soon