The lady from across the street
has offered to manicure my feet.
The lady from across the street
has offered to manicure my feet.
Will it make my toes tickle?
The lady from across the street
has offered to manicure my feet.
Will it make my toes tickle?
Yes Just a lickle
The lady from across the street
Has offered to manicure my feet
Will it make my toes tickle?
Yes just a lickle
But also they’ll look rather neat.
I’ve eaten too much today
The lady from across the street
has offered to manicure my feet.
Will it make my toes tickle?
Yes Just a lickle
But it’ll make them smell really sweet!
The angel is made of glass
The angel is made of glass
And a real pain in the…Pass
Ha ha, ha ha…love it EaZeXX Think we posted at the same time sorry!
The angel is made of glass
And a real pain in the…Pass
Her radiant smile
The angel is made of glass
And a real pain in the…Pass
Her radiant smile
Stood out for a mile
The angel is made of glass
And a real pain in the…Pass
Her radiant smile
Stood out for a mile
But despite this she had no class
Nearly time to put the sprouts on
Nearly time to put the sprouts on
Though some say sprouts are a con
Nearly time to put the sprouts on
*Though some say sprouts are a con
They taste rather nice
Nearly time to put the sprouts on
Though some say sprouts are a con
They taste rather nice
If cooked with some rice
Nearly time to put the sprouts on
Though some say sprouts are a con
They taste rather nice
If cooked with some rice
But by gum, they can’t 'arf pong. 
Whilst stacking up logs for the fire
Whilst Stacking up logs fore the fire
I thought i would burn this old tyre
Whilst Stacking up logs for the fire
I thought I would burn this old tyre
Some black smoke poured out
Whilst stacking up logs for the fire
I thought i would burn this old tyre
Some black smoke poured out
And i heard this cop shout
Whilst stacking up logs for the fire
I thought i would burn this old tyre
Some black smoke poured out
And i heard this cop shout
Oy mate that stink is quite dire
Poor Santa got stuck in the Flue