Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I’m having my hair done this week
flowing locks are what I do seek

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I’m having my hair done this week
Flowing locks are what i do seek
Blonde extensions i’ll need

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I’m having my hair done this week
Flowing locks are what i do seek
Blonde extensions i’ll need
But not on my head

7524

I’m having my hair done this week
Flowing locks are what i do seek
Blonde extensions i’ll need
But not on my head
But don’t want to look like a freak.

Have hardly sat down all day

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Have hardly sat down all day
And I can’t wait to head for the hay.

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Have hardly sat down all day
And I can’t wait to head for the hay.
My head to lay down

7527

Have hardly sat down all day
And i can’t wait to head for the hay
My head to lay down
After tramping round town

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Have hardly sat down all day
And i can’t wait to head for the hay
My head to lay down
After tramping round town
I’ll just snore,as the night angels play.

Oh,LOOK-It’s that bloke from tv!

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Oh,LOOK-It’s that bloke from tv!
Who thinks he’s a celebrity.

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Oh,LOOK-It’s that bloke from tv!
Who thinks he’s a celebrity.
With trousers bright red

7531

Oh,LOOK-It’s that bloke from tv!
Who thinks he’s a celebrity.
With trousers bright red
And a toupe on his head

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Oh,LOOK-It’s that bloke from tv!
Who thinks he’s a celebrity.
With trousers bright red
And a toupe on his head
He think’s he’s the Queen Bee.

Today at the supermarket till

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Today at the supermarket till
I was writing a cheque with my quill

7534

Today at the supermarket till
I was writing a cheque with my quill
When I received such a shove

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Today at the supermarket till
I was writing a cheque with my quill
When i received such a shove
From this bloke, my old Guv’

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Today at the supermarket till
I was writing a cheque with my quill
When i received such a shove
From this bloke, my old Guv’
Who then offered to pay my bill!

“Well thank you, kind sir” I replied

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“Well thank you, kind sir” I replied
"You are welcome my dear,"he cried.

7538

“Well thank you, kind sir” I replied
"You are welcome my dear,"he cried.
Then he mentioned he’s single

7539

“Well thank you, kind sir” I replied
"You are welcome my dear,"he cried.
Then he mentioned he’s single
And suggested we mingle

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“Well thank you, kind sir” I replied
"You are welcome my dear,"he cried.
Then he mentioned he’s single
And suggested we mingle
But he looked a bit of a snide.

The lady from across the street