Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
7501

I fancy some sparre ribs tonight
With a bbq sauce, such delight
It’ll make a nice change

7502

I fancy some spare ribs tonight
With a bbq sauce, such delight
It’ll make a nice change
On the rice I’ll arrange

7503

I fancy some spare ribs tonight
With a bbq sauce, such delight
It’ll make a nice change
On the rice I’ll arrange
May Ploy sauce-that’ll go down alright!

I’m sat working as I listen to the rain

7504

I’m sat working as i listen to the rain
So wet yet again, what a pain!

7505

I’m sat working as i listen to the rain
So wet yet again, what a pain!
Luckily for me

7506

I’m sat working as i listen to the rain
So wet yet again, what a pain!
Luckily for me
I’m as dry as can be

7507

I’m sat working as i listen to the rain
So wet yet again, what a pain!
Luckily for me
I’m as dry as can be
So the wet is your loss - my gain.

What a peaceful Sunday it’s been

7508

What a peaceful Sunday it’s been
Not one single peasant I’ve seen.

7509

What a peaceful Sunday it’s been
Not one single peasant I’ve seen.
I love a nice roast

7510

What a peaceful Sunday it’s been
Not one single peasant I’ve seen.
I love a nice roast
but like Cornflakes the most

7511

What a peaceful Sunday it’s been
Not one single peasant I’ve seen.
I love a nice roast
but like Cornflakes the most
Though on Sundays I am not keen.

It’s been a funny old day today

7512

It’s been a funny old day today
‘life’ keeps getting in my way

7513

It’s been a funny old day today
‘Life’ keeps getting in my way
But it never lasts long

7514

It’s been a funny old day today
‘Life’ keeps getting in my way
But it never lasts long
I’ve composed my ‘swan song’

7515

It’s been a funny old day today
‘Life’ keeps getting in my way
But it never lasts long
I’ve composed my ‘swan song’
Until then i’m gonna make hay.

7516

It was cold underfoot today

7517

It was cold underfoot today
with the skies all cloudy and grey

7518

It was cold underfoot today
with the skies all cloudy and grey
But worse is to come

7519

It was cold underfoot today
with the skies all cloudy and grey
But worse is to come
More rain and then some

7520

It was cold underfoot today
with the skies all cloudy and grey
But worse is to come
More rain and then some
SNOW - so clean up your sleigh!

I’m having my hair done this week