Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Just got arrested for flashing my arse
At Herb Alpert & his Tijuana Brass
So I did it once more
In front of Al Gore
Quite frankly,the ‘hole’ thing’s a bore!

We got through it-it’s now Boxing Day

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We got through it, it’s now Boxing Day
But i’m still celebrating, if that’s ok

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We got through it, it’s now Boxing Day
But i’m still celebrating, if that’s ok
Still plenty to drink

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We got through it, it’s now Boxing Day
But i’m still celebrating, if that’s ok
Still plenty to drink
Wine gone in a blink

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We got through it, it’s now Boxing Day
But i’m still celebrating, if that’s ok
Still plenty to drink
Wine gone in a blink
Still staying inside to keep outta the fray.

While washing my face I found my skin tight

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While washing my face I found my skin tight
Too much Botox, I did look a sight

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While washing my face I found my skin tight
Too much Botox, I did look a sight
Time to grow old with grace?

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While washing my face I found my skin tight
Too much Botox, I did look a sight
Time to grow old with grace?
At a much slower pace

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While washing my face i found my skin tight
Too much Botox, i did look a sight
Time to grow old with grace?
Too late! Just look at my face!!

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Hey,EZ,it’s your turn to start…

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No it ain’t there’s only four lines completed :-p

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DILLIGIF,Judd.

[we can’t ALL be experts at this socialising stuff,bro.]

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How coarse. ;-):smiley:

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While washing my face i found my skin tight
Too much Botox, I did look a sight
Time to grow old with grace?
Too late! Just look at my face!!
Best not, it’ll give me a fright

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Christmas again in 364 days

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Christmas again in 364 days
Want to avoid it? there’s so many ways

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Christmas again in 364 days
Want to avoid it? there’s so many ways
We will still all be here

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Christmas again in 364 days
Want to avoid it? there’s so many ways
We will still all be here
If we don’t “disappear”

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Christmas again in 364 days
Want to avoid it? there’s so many ways
We will still all be here
If we don’t “disappear”
Looking for magic that will amaze.

If only my blues could just blow away

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If only my blues could just blow away
Lets hope they will another day