Limerick (Part 4)

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While bending down to tie my shoe
Suddenly the lace snapped clean in two.

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While bending down to tie my shoe
Suddenly the lace snapped clean in two.
As I tied it in a knot

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While bending down to tie my shoe
Suddenly the lace snapped clean in two.
As I tied it in a knot
I fell over onto my bott

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While bending down to tie my shoe
Suddenly the lace snapped clean in two.
As I tied it in a knot
I fell over onto my bott
And suddenly needed a poo.

Sometimes I am too cheeky

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Sometimes I am too cheeky
But not when I’m feeling a bit peaky

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Sometimes I am too cheeky
But not when I’m feeling a bit peaky
So I’m having a rest

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Sometimes I am too cheeky
But not when I’m feeling a bit peaky
So I’m having a rest
Someone else can be my guest

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Sometimes I am too cheeky
But not when I’m feeling a bit peaky
So I’m having a rest
Someone else can be my guest
Oh,Cherie-that’s just lazy & sneaky.

I saw an advert saying Christmas is close

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I saw an advert saying Christmas is close
So i’m sending a card to the folks i love most

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I saw an advert saying Christmas is close
So i’m sending a card to the folks i love most
Buying mistletoe and wine

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I saw an advert saying Christmas is close
So i’m sending a card to the folks i love most
Buying mistletoe and wine
Sending out gifts wrapped in twine

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I saw an advert saying Christmas is close
So i’m sending a card to the folks i love most
Buying mistletoe and wine
Sending out gifts wrapped in twine
Christmas? How gross

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Shall be glad when Xmas is done

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Shall be glad when Christmas is done
Nah, i’ll be glad when it’s really begun

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Shall be glad when Christmas is done
Nah, i’ll be glad when it’s really begun
It began in September

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Shall be glad when Christmas is done
Nah, i’ll be glad when it’s really begun
It began in September
Did it? Can’t remember

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Shall be glad when Christmas is done
Nah, i’ll be glad when it’s really begun
It began in September
Did it? Can’t remember
But I hope we all have some fun.

Whilst having a shower today

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Whilst having a shower today
a bar of soap got in the way

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Whilst having a shower today
A bar of soap got in the way
So i shoved it aside

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Whilst having a shower today
A bar of soap got in the way
So i shoved it aside
Fell on my backside