My espresso’s gone cold-oh,I say!
And I’ve spilt it all over my tray
I nodded off in my chair
Dreamt of a hunk oh so fair
Then he wanted his evil way! :shock: 
When Harry met Sally in town
When Harry met Sally in town
He took her to buy a new gown.
When Harry met Sally in town
He took her to buy a new gown.
A dressing gown he bought her
When Harry met Sally in town
He took her to buy a new gown.
A dressing gown he bought her
Then she fainted - but he caught her
When Harry met Sally in town
He took her to buy a new gown
A dressing gown he bought her
Then she fainted - but he caught her
And now it’s a friendship of renown.
The was a young girl from The Bronx
The was a young girl from The Bronx
Who had the biggest of conks
The was a young girl from The Bronx
Who had the biggest of conks
Not being sure what that is :shock:
The was a young girl from The Bronx
Who had the biggest of conks
Not being sure what that is
Think it’s not hers, but his :shock::shock:
The was a young girl from The Bronx
Who had the biggest of conks
Not being sure what that is
Think it’s not hers, but his
And it gets in the way when she bonks.
(My apologies for the rudery, that is all I could say that rhymes)! 
A Gipsy who worked at the fair
A Gipsy who worked at the fair
Was once seen with a dancing bear.
A Gipsy who worked at the fair
Was once seen with a dancing bear.
They enjoyed a Fandango
A Gipsy who worked at the fair
Was once seen with a dancing bear.
They enjoyed a Fandango
Followed by a Tango
A Gipsy who worked at the fair
Was once seen with a dancing bear.
They enjoyed a Fandango
Followed by a Tango
He thought he was Fred Astaire
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Were really a pair of funny old codgers
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Were really a pair of funny old codgers
But they really could dance
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Were really a pair of funny old codgers
But they really could dance
Giving a wonderful performance
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Were really a pair of funny old codgers
But they really could dance
Giving a wonderful performance
Ended the night being hotel lodgers.
While bending down to tie my shoe