Limerick (Part 4)

While watching Game Of Thrones the other day
I thought, this is a game i’d like to play
I look so good in leather
But i’m not sure whether

While watching Game Of Thrones the other day
I thought, this is a game i’d like to play
I look so good in leather
But i’m not sure whether
I’d best wait for another day.

I’d just made a nice cup of tea

I’d just made a nice cup of tea
No milk or sugar for me

I’d just made a nice cup of tea
No milk or sugar for me
Just milk for me please

I’d just made a nice cup of tea
No milk or sugar for me
Just milk for me please
For you, EZ, I’ll appease

I’d just made a nice cup of tea
No milk or sugar for me
Just milk for me please
For you, EZ, i’ll appease
And for you i will cancel my fees.

The rain today is a pain

The rain today is a pain
Tho’ not for all, let me explain

The rain today is a pain
Tho’ not for all, let me explain
It’s peeing down here

The rain today is a pain
Tho’ not for all, let me explain
It’s peeing down here
While I’m outside drinking my beer

The rain today is a pain
Tho’ not for all, let me explain
It’s peeing down here
While I’m outside drinking my beer
So most of it’s gone down the drain

When eating a witchetty grub

When eating a witchetty grub
I realised there was a whole tub

So I thought-’‘to the fridge!’’

So I thought-‘‘to the fridge!’’

When eating a witchetty grub
I realised there was a whole tub
So I thought- “to the fridge!”
For a cold cut sanwich

When eating a witchetty grub
I realised there was a whole tub
So I thought- “to the fridge!”
For a cold cut sanwich
to take with me down to the pub.

My espresso’s gone cold-oh,I say!

My espresso’s gone cold-oh,I say!
And I’ve spilt it all over my tray

My espresso’s gone cold-oh,I say!
And I’ve spilt it all over my tray
I nodded off in my chair

My espresso’s gone cold-oh,I say!
And I’ve spilt it all over my tray
I nodded off in my chair
Dreamt of a hunk oh so fair