“Aha” thought the man in the hat
As he and his wife had a spat
I’ll scare her with my banana
Imported from Ghana
She said, “What the heck is that?”
While using the wrench his hand got a cramp
While using the wrench his hand got a cramp
So he warmed it up on a hurricane lamp
While using the wrench his hand got a cramp
So he warmed it up on a hurricane lamp
And after five minutes
While using the wrench his hand got a cramp
So he warmed it up on a hurricane lamp
And after five minutes
Said, "Hot enough and it’s
While using the wrench his hand got a cramp
So he warmed it up on a hurricane lamp
And after five minutes
Said, "Hot enough and it’s
got to tighten my nuts up the ramp.
Whilst polishing his statue of Venus
Whilst polishing his statue of Venus
That he bought in a store in Salinas.
Whilst polishing his statue of Venus
That he bought in a store in Salinas
It dropped on the floor
Whilst polishing his statue of Venus
That he bought in a store in Salinas
It dropped on the floor
Broke into ten pieces or more
Whilst polishing his statue of Venus
That he bought in a store in Salinas
It dropped on the floor
Broke into ten pieces or more
It’s now the Venus without a penis. 
Don’t take offence by what I just said
Don’t take offence by what I just said
Said Sally to her boyfriend Ted
Don’t take offence by what I just said
Said Sally to her boyfriend Ted
But truth will out
Don’t take offence by what I just said
Said Sally to her boyfriend Ted
But truth will out
You have no doubt
Don’t take offence by what I just said
Said Sally to her boyfriend Ted
But truth will out
You have no doubt
But she only said drop dead
Ted began to sulk
Ted began to sulk
Ate more, and began to bulk
Ted began to sulk
Ate more, and began to bulk
But then, while at the gym
Ted began to sulk
Ate more, and began to bulk
But then, while at the gym
Trying to get slim
Ted began to sulk
Ate more, and began to bulk
But then, while at the gym*
Trying to get slim
He turned into The Incedible Hulk!
While watching Game Of Thrones the other day
While watching Game Of Thrones the other day.
I thought, This is a game i’d like to play
While watching Game Of Thrones the other day.
I thought, This is a game i’d like to play.
I look SO good in leather