Limerick (Part 4)

Never let a good day go by
Without having a really good try
At getting your pants

Never let a good day go by
Without having a really good try
At getting your pants
Free of those ants

Never let a good day go by
Without having a really good try
At getting your pants
Free of those ants
whilst looking good in straw hat & bow-tie.

Arguments re ‘Brexit’ abound

Arguments re 'Brexit" abound
With no real answers to be found

Arguments re 'Brexit" abound
With no real answers to be found
I put fingers in ears

Arguments re 'Brexit" abound
With no real answers to be found
I put fingers in ears
While giving May some jeers

Arguments re 'Brexit" abound
With no real answers to be found
I put fingers in ears
While giving May some jeers
Then go off and play with my hound.

The beggar man sat by the door

The beggar man sat by the door
As old and worn out as before

The beggar man sat by the door
As old and worn out as before
But that glint in his eye

The beggar man sat by the door
As old and worn out as before
But that glint in his eye
Signaled in the days gone by

The beggar man sat by the door
As old and worn out as before
But that glint in his eye
When he saw my pork pie

The beggar man sat by the door
As old and worn out as before
But that glint in his eye
When he saw my pork pie
Made me jump, and it fell on the floor.

With a flash he was up and upon it

With a flash he was up and upon it
Hastily lookin’ under the bonnet!

With a flash he was up and upon it
Hastily lookin’ under the bonnet!
But the hat was to tight

With a flash he was up and and upon it
Hastily lookin’ under the bonnet!
But the hat was too tight
Kept him up half the night

With a flash he was up and and upon it
Hastily lookin’ under the bonnet!
But the hat was too tight
Kept him up half the night
composing a really good sonnet.

“Aha” thought the man in the hat

“Aha” thought the man in the hat
As he and his wife had a spat

“Aha” thought the man in the hat
As he and his wife had a spat
I’ll scare her with my banana

“Aha” thought the man in the hat
As he and his wife had a spat
I’ll scare her with my banana
Imported from Ghana