Limerick (Part 4)

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Off to speed dating he went
In his best suit, what a gent

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Off to speed dating he went
In his best suit, what a gent
But so tongue-tied was he

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Off to speed dating he went
In his best suit, what a gent
But so tongue-tied was he
With young Nellie MacFee

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Off to speed dating he went
In his best suit, what a gent
But so tongue-tied was he
With young Nellie MacFee
That his confidence the experience did dent.

Perhaps I should stay single, thought he

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Perhaps I should stay single, thought he
No girl’s ever gonna fancy me.

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Perhaps I should stay single, thought he
No girl’s ever gonna fancy me.
But along came young Flo

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Too late!!

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Perhaps I should stay single, thought he
No girl’s ever gonna fancy me.
But along came young Flo
Who was a bit of a Ho

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Perhaps I should stay single, thought he
No girl’s ever gonna fancy me.
But along came young Flo
Who was a bit of a Ho
And pretty soon the two became three.

On a day like today I should like

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On a day like today I should like
To go visit my friend called Mike

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On a day like today I should like
To go visit my friend called Mike
Past times we’d recall

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On a day like today I should like
To go visit my friend called Mike
Past times we’d recall
And we’d have a ball

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On a day like today I should like
To go visit my friend called Mike
Past times we’d recall
And we’d have a ball
Then some lunch and a hike.

I must write to Santa soon

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I must write to Santa soon
Like sometime this afternoon

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I must write to Santa soon
Like sometime this afternoon
I’ll say I’ve been good

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I must write to Santa soon
Like sometime this afternoon
I’ll say I’ve been good
I would if I could

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I must write to Santa soon
Like sometime this afternoon
I’ll say I’ve been good
I would if I could
I will post it off around noon.

A beautiful lady was thumbing a lift

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A beautiful lady was thumbing a lift
Her car had stopped and she was really miffed

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A beautiful lady was thumbing a lift
Her car had stopped and she was really
I said “Need a ride?”

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A beautiful lady was thumbing a lift
Her car had stopped and she was really miffed
I said “Need a ride?”
Yes please she cried