I answered a knock on the door
To a handsome postman - corr 
I answered a knock on the door
To a handsome postman - corr
But he left me a bill
I answered a knock on the door
To a handsome postman - corr
But he left me a bill
And I fancy him still
I answered a knock on the door
To a handsome postman - corr
But he left me a bill
And I fancy him still
Although my heart in two he tore.
I then cast my eye elswhere
I answered a knock on the door
To a handsome postman- corr
But he left me a bill
And I fancy him still
Although my heart in two he tore
I then cast my eye elsewhere
At the bus driver who took my fare.
My radio’s just gone on the blink
It needs a new battery, I think
Oh dear we posted the last post but one within a minute or two of each other so I deleted my post and followed on from yours, but now you’ve followed on from my deleted one…sorry Last Tango x
My radio’s gone on the blink
It needs a new battery, I think
Is the Aerial tight
My radio’s gone on the blink
It needs a new battery, I think
Is the Aerial tight
Yes, I’ve checked, it’s alright
My radio’s gone on the blink
It needs a new battery, I think
Is the Aerial tight
Yes, I’ve checked, it’s alright
I’ll buy one after I’ve had me drink.
A ton of coal is like a jacket
My radio’s gone on the blink
It needs a new battery, I think
Is the Aerial tight
Yes, I’ve checked, it’s alright
In the wavelength there maybe a kink
An old mountain climber once told
This thread’s blown a bit off course me thinks. 
I’ll carry on with Tezza’s.
An old mountain climber once told
His wife he was getting too old
An old mountain climber once told
His wife he was getting too old
So off for a new one he went
An old mountain climber once told
His wife she was getting too old
So off for a new one he went
He hiked all the way to Gwent
An old mountain climber once told
His wife she was getting too old
So off for a new one he went
He hiked all the way to Gwent
But came back because of the cold
He sent for a mail-order bride
He sent for a mail-order bride
Cos he fancied a bit on the side
He sent for a mail-order bride
Cos he fancied a bit on the side
But his mail went astray
He sent for a mail-order bride
Cos he fancied a bit on the side
But his mail went astray
So he laid in the hay
He sent for a mail-order bride
Cos he fancied a bit on the side
But his mail went astray
So he laid in the hay
On his next step he couldn’t decide.
Off to speed dating he went