Limerick (Part 4)

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Then his girlfriend came round to see
As the poor guy was having a wee

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Then his girlfriend came round to see
As the poor guy was having a wee
His stream was so slow

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Then his girlfriend came round to see
As the poor guy was having a wee
His stream was so slow
Writing names in the snow

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Then his girlfriend came round to see
As the poor guy was having a wee
His stream was so slow
Writing names in the snow
So she lent him a hand for free

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The warm pee melted the snow

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The warm pee melted the snow
And Santa said Ho Ho Ho

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The warm pee melted the snow
And Santa said Ho Ho Ho
As reindeer were spooked

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The warm pee melted the snow
And Santa said Ho Ho Ho
As reindeer were spooked
And both their dogs puked

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The warm pee melted the snow
And Santa said Ho Ho Ho
As reindeer were spooked
And both their dogs puked
They’re off now, win, lose or show…

Santa waved at the world and sighed,

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Santa waved at the world and sighed
Then smiled, as he felt pie-eyed

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Hi BF :039:

Santa waved at the world and sighed
Then smiled, as he felt pie-eyed
Not another Christmas he groaned

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Santa waved at the world and sighed
Then smiled, as he felt pie-eyed
Not another Christmas he groaned
I may well end up stoned

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Santa waved at the world and sighed
Then smiled, as he felt pie-eyed
Not another Christmas he groaned
I may well end up stoned
But tradition called and he did abide.

Can’t say exactly what the day will bring

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Can’t say exactly what the day will bring
But one thing’s for sure, it will bring something

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Can’t say exactly what the day will bring
But one thing’s for sure, it will bring something
It could well be a nice surprise
Or something that’ll open your eyes!

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Can’t say exactly what the day will bring
But one thing’s for sure, it will bring something
It could well be a nice surprise
Or something that’ll open your eyes!
Like a nice bit of expensive bling

A reindeer called Rudolph it’s said

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A reindeer called Rudolph it’s said
With a red nose a sleigh he led

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A reindeer called Rudolph it’s said
With a red nose a sleigh he led
He could fly though the snow

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A reindeer called Rudolph it’s said
With a red nose a sleigh he led
He could fly though the snow
With his hooter on show

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A reindeer called Rudolph it’s said
With a red nose a sleigh he led
He could fly through the snow
With his hooter on show
Then thankfully sink into bed.

I answered a knock on the door