He read today that cars were safe
But cheap seat covers will maybe chafe
He read today that cars were safe
But cheap seat covers will maybe chafe
And suspension can be a bit rough
He read today that cars were safe
But cheap seat covers will maybe chafe
And suspension can be a bit rough
Especially when travelling in the buff 
He read today that cars were safe
But cheap seat covers will maybe chafe
And suspension can be a bit rough
Especially when travelling in the buff
Be sure you don’t run over a waif. (Best rhyme I could find.)
This last word is easy to rhyme
This last word is easy to rhyme
Perhaps so if we get the time
This last word is easy to rhyme
Perhaps so if we get the time
But some are no good
This last word is easy to rhyme
Perhaps so if we get the time
But some are no good
and if you’re not in the mood
This last word is easy to rhyme
Perhaps so if we get the time
But some are no good
and if you’re not in the mood
Best leave it, and that’ll be fine.
Today is both cold and grey
Today is both cold and grey
But Tomorrow is another day
Today is both cold and grey
But Tomorrow is another day
Even if it’s more of the same
Today is both cold and grey
But Tomorrow is another day
Even if it’s more of the same
Pot lucks the name of the game
Today is both cold and grey
But Tomorrow is another day
Even if it’s more of the same
Pot lucks the name of the game
Let’s add a smile into the foray
“Keep on swimming” I said to my pal
“Keep on swimming” I said to my pal
Or you’ll sink if you don’t my gal
“Keep on swimming” I said to my pal
Or you’ll sink if you don’t my gal
I spotted a whale
“Keep on swimming” I said to my pal
Or you’ll sink if you don’t my gal
I spotted a whale
Is it for sale?
“Keep on swimming” I said to my pal
Or you’ll sink if you don’t my gal
I spotted a whale
Is it for sale?
I’ll see if I can get it with my PayPal
I bought a new duvet today
I bought a new duvet today
The previous one had started to fray
I bought a new duvet today
The previous one had started to fray
Kapok or down?
I bought a new duvet today
The previous one had started to fray
Kapok or down?
He asked with a frown