Sorry Tango, just beat you to it. 
While weeding out the books on my shelf
I saw hiding, a little elf
Dressed in green, with a pointy hat
While weeding out the books on my shelf
I saw hiding, a little elf
Dressed in green, with a pointy hat
Mischievous lad with tongue out, that
While weeding out the books on my shelf
I saw hiding, a little elf
Dressed in green, with a pointy hat
Mischievous lad with tongue out, that
Couldn’t find a suitable rhyme for shelf so he said sod it and started a new rhyme. 
Sometimes there just isn’t the time
Sometimes there just isn’t the time
You can say that again I opine
Sometimes there just isn’t the time
You can say that again I opine
To get it all done
Sometimes there just isn’t the time
You can say that again I opine
To get it all done
Leave time for some fun
Sometimes there just isn’t the time
You can say that again I opine
To get it all done
Leave time for some fun
Enjoying things isn’t a crime.
The dentist said please open wide
The dentist said please open wide
I’d like to see just what’s inside
The dentist said please open wide
I’d like to see just what’s inside
So I did as he said
The dentist said please open wide
I’d like to see just what’s inside
So I did as he said
but had eaten garlic bread
The dentist said please open wide
I’d like to see just what’s inside
So I did as he said
but had eaten garlic bread
He suggested I come another day to decide!
When going to the the corner mart
When going to the the corner mart
All dolled up and looking real smart
When going to the the corner mart
All dolled up and looking real smart
I was asked how much I charge
When going to the the corner mart
All dolled up and looking real smart
I was asked how much I charge
By a man who was very large
When going to the the corner mart
All dolled up and looking real smart
I was asked how much I charge
By a man who was very large
“Not enough”! and away I did dart
I burned my hand while at the stove
I burned my hand while at the stove
My reaction a sight to behove
I burnt my hand while at the stove
My reaction a sight to behove
Another burn, not much to see
I burnt my hand while at the stove
My reaction a sight to behove
Another burn, not much to see
Worse one just below the knee
I burnt my hand while at the stove
My reaction a sight to behove
Another burn, not much to see
Worse one just below the knee
Will buy bandages by the trove.
He read today that cars were safe