Limerick (Part 4)

Should have got ten years hard for the crime
I’m sure that will happen next time
But I’ll try to be good
Stay away from boys in the 'hood
The laws In this land are sublime

Seems the summer has give up the ghost

Seems the summer has give up the ghost
Time for marshmallows we can roast

Seems the summer has give up the ghost
Time for marshmallows we can roast
And loads of brats trick-or-treating

Seems the summer has give up the ghost
Time for marshmallows we can roast
And loads of brats trick-or-treating
Time to turn up the heating

Seems the summer has give up the ghost
Time for marshmallows we can roast
And loads of brats trick-or-treating
Time to turn up the heating
When crawling to bed warm as toast.

Can’t stop myself wriggling my brows

Can’t stop myself wriggling my brows
Something that might well arouse

Can’t stop myself wriggling my brows
Something that might well arouse
Perhaps I may well reconsider

Can’t stop myself wriggling my brows
Something that might well arouse
Perhaps I may well reconsider
Or sell to the highest bidder

Can’t stop myself wriggling my brows
Something that might well arouse
Perhaps i may well reconsider
Or sell to the highest bidder
Or pluck 'em even, who knows?

I’ve only one day left to post

I’ve only one day left to post
Jetting off on my hols leaving this coast.

I’ve only one day left to post
Jetting off on my hols leaving this coast
But make no mistake “I’ll be back!”

I’ve only one day left to post
Jetting off on my hols leaving this coast
But make no mistake “I’ll be back!”
Don’t forget what you must pack

I’ve only one day left to post
Jetting off on my hols leaving this coast
But make no mistake “I’ll be back!”
Don’t forget what you must pack
I’ll miss Right Now the most! :smiley:

Some days seem much better than others

Some days seem much better than others
So stay in bed and pull up the covers

Some days seem much better than others
So stay in bed and pull up the covers
Don’t answer the phone

Some days seem much better than others
So stay in bed and pull up the covers
Don’t answer the phone
Pretend you’re not home

Some days seem much better than others
So stay in bed and pull up the covers
Don’t answer the phone
Pretend you’re not home
Especially true to rid of ex-lovers

While weeding out the books on my shelf

While weeding out the books on my shelf
I saw hiding, a little elf

While weeding out the books on my shelf
My hand was injured by a large skelf