Oh dear, thought Wayne, silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key.
Oh dear, thought Wayne, silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key.
The window I’ll break
Oh dear, thought Wayne. silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key
The window i’ll break
With this rock cake
Oh dear, thought Wayne. silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key
The window i’ll break
With this rock cake
Then inside my house I will be
While roasting a chicken one day
While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye
While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye
Said “I really must fly”
While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye
Said “I really must fly”
And i thought " What an odd thing to say"
Today is the day that i should
Today is the day that i should
And I would if only I could
Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go
Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go
Said five guys named Mo
Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go
Said five guys named Mo
Plus the sixth who was carved out of wood.
As Christmas draws nearer and nearer
As Christmas draws nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must
As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must
Work hard for my crust
As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must
Work hard for my crust
That fact is becoming more clear…er.
My dogs are all staring at me