Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear, thought Wayne, silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key.

Oh dear, thought Wayne, silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key.
The window I’ll break

Oh dear, thought Wayne. silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key
The window i’ll break
With this rock cake

Oh dear, thought Wayne. silly me
I’ve gone and lost the front key
The window i’ll break
With this rock cake
Then inside my house I will be

While roasting a chicken one day

While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play

While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye

While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye
Said “I really must fly”

While roasting a chicken one day
I asked if it wanted to play
It opened one eye
Said “I really must fly”
And i thought " What an odd thing to say"

Today is the day that i should

Today is the day that i should
And I would if only I could

Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go

Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go
Said five guys named Mo

Today is the day that i should
And i would if only i could
But i’ll give it a go
Said five guys named Mo
Plus the sixth who was carved out of wood.

As Christmas draws nearer and nearer

As Christmas draws nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer

As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must

As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must
Work hard for my crust

As Christmas gets nearer and nearer
And prices get dearer and dearer
I’ve decided i must
Work hard for my crust
That fact is becoming more clear…er.

My dogs are all staring at me