Limerick (Part 4)

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My dogs are all staring at me
It’s time for their’walkies’ you see.

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My dogs are all staring at me
It’s time for their’walkies’ you see.
But it’s so cold outside

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My dogs are all staring at me
It’s time for their walkies you see
But it’s so cold outside
I’ll take them for a ride

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My dogs are all staring at me
It’s time for their walkies you see
But it’s so cold outside
I’ll take them for a ride
And drop them off by a tree

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Par Eque it’s parky tonight

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Par Eque it’s parky tonight
Your thermal drawers within sight

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Par Eque it’s parky tonight
Your thermal drawers within sight
What on earth can they be?

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Par Eque it’s parky tonight
Your thermal drawers within sight
What on earth can they be?
Shall I send some to thee?

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Par Eque it’s parky tonight
Your thermal drawers within sight
What on earth can they be?
Shall I send some to thee?
Fine. Let’s hope they’re not to tight

A man with a shovel once said

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A man with a shovel once said
I’m burying this body that is dead

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A man with a shovel once said
I’m burying this body that is dead
But his spade he did break

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A man with a shovel once said
I’m burying this body that is dead
But his spade he did break
So armed with a rake

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A man with a shovel once said
I’m burying this body that is dead
But his spade he did break
So armed with a rake
he spread ‘fertiliser’ instead

AHA,thought the tax-man one day

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AHA,thought the tax-man one day
It’s their money I want, come what may

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AHA,thought the tax-man one day
It’s their money I want, come what may
I’ll bleed the plebs dry

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AHA,thought the tax-man one day
It’s their money I want, come what may
I’ll bleed the plebs dry
and raise their taxes so high

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AHA,thought the tax-man one day
It’s their money I want, come what may
I’ll bleed the plebs dry
and raise their taxes so high
none can afford to come out and play

As Tootie walked along side of me

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As Tootie walked along side of me
She walked head first into a tree

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As Tootie walked along side of me
She walked head first into a tree
As she tottered on by

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As Tootie walked along side of me
She walked head first into a tree
As she tottered on by
She let out a sigh