Limerick (Part 4)

One chilly old Thursday morn,
by 10am sun’s out, frost gone
But days getting short

One chilly old Thursday morn,
by 10am sun’s out, frost gone
But days getting short
So the weathermen report

One chilly old Thursday morn,
by 10am sun’s out, frost gone
But days getting short
So the weathermen report
While the farmer is reaping his corn.

The colours of autumn abound

The colours of Autumn abound
As another Winter comes around

The colours of Autumn abound
As another Winter comes around
Let’s hope it’s mild

The colours of Autumn abound
As another Winter comes around
Let’s hope it’s mild
but with snowdrifts gone wild

The colours of Autumn abound
As another Winter comes around
Let’s hope it’s mild
but with snowdrifts gone wild
I’ll be in the warm, safe and sound.

Halloween next Wednesday I fear

Halloween next Wednesday i fear
No need to worry my dear

Evenin’ Mups

Halloween next Wednesday i fear
No need to worry my dear
About ghosts and things that go bump in the night

Halloween next Wednesday i fear
No need to worry my dear
About ghosts and things that go bump in the night
I ain’t giving sweets out-I’m far too tight!

Halloween next Wednesday i fear
No need to worry my dear
About ghosts and things that go bump in the night
I ain’t giving sweets out-I’m far too tight!
Lock the door, crack open a beer

Stand by, soon be firework night

Stand by, soon be firework night
Sure to make pets quiver with fright

Stand by, soon be firework night
Sure to make pets quiver with fright
All the flashes and bangs

Stand by, soon be firework night
Sure to make pets quiver with fright
All the flashes and bangs
And dogs baring their fangs

Stand by, soon be firework night
Sure to make pets quiver with fright
All the flashes and bangs
And dogs baring their fangs
Is often a real scary sight.

A man with a nail in his hand

A man with a nail in his hand
Knew that things hadn’t gone as planned!

A man with a nail in his hand
Knew that things hadn’t gone as planned!
He cried out on pain

A man with a nail in his hand
Knew that things hadn’t gone as planned!
He cried out on pain
And shouted for Wayne

A man with a nail in his hand
Knew that things hadn’t gone as planned!
He cried out on pain
And shouted for Wayne
to stop hammering-and was heard through the land!

Oh dear, though Wayne,silly me