“No energy to mow me lawn”, moaned Mac
I’m so tired I should still be in the sack!
So he laid on the grass
thought ‘I’ll let this one pass’’
No energy to mow me lawn", moaned Mac
I’m so tired I should still be in the sack!
So he laid on the grass
thought ‘I’ll let this one pass’’
and the lawnmower I borrowed, I’ll give back.
In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked “Do you want to duet with me?”
In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked “Do you want to duet with me?”
She asked “What, another?”
In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked “Do you want to duet with me?”
She asked “What, another?”
“I don’t think I’ll bother”
In a bar, Elton met Kiki Dee
And asked “Do you want to duet with me?”
She asked “What, another?”
“I don’t think I’ll bother
Don’t Go Breaking… was a little bit twee”
If only every person was clever
If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
When a rhyme doesn’t fit
If only every person was clever
Then nobody would have to endeavour
To be the funniest wit
When a rhyme doesn’t fit
And with no swearing - ever.
Car insurance goes up every year
Car insurance goes up every year
Renewal notification is something I fear
Car insurance goes up every year
Renewal notification is something I fear
So this year,instead,
Car insurance goes up every year
Renewal notification is something I fear
So this year,instead,
I’ll be staying in bed
Car insurance goes up every year
Renewal notification is something I fear
So this year,instead,
I’ll be staying in bed
and showing Busty Betty how to change gear!
Oh dear,I’ve done it again
Oh dear,I’ve done it again
As the man burnt his dinner - and then
Oh dear,I’ve done it again
As the man burnt his dinner - and then
Fed it to his dog
Oh dear, I’ve done it again
As the man burnt his dinner - and then
Fed some to his dog
And tipped the rest down the bog
Oh dear, I’ve done it again
As the man burnt his dinner - and then
Fed some to his dog
And tipped the rest down the bog
Which certainly blocked up the drain
While grabbing a pastie from Greggs
While grabbing a pastie from Greggs
I decided to eat some raw eggs
While grabbing a pastie from Greggs
I decided to eat some raw eggs
And salmonella I caught
From those eggs I just bought
Now diarrhoea runs down my legs.
Sorry, had to do it. 