My brother chased me out of the shed
Kicked my bum and then he said
“Keep my secret or there will be trouble”
Then threw my clothes into the rubble
My brother chased me out of the shed
Kicked my bum and then he said
“Keep my secret or there will be trouble”
Then threw my clothes into the rubble
Then sent me off to my bed.
It’ll soon be Halloween once more
It’ll soon be Halloween once more
With loadsa kids knocking on my door
It’ll soon be Halloween once more
With loadsa kids knocking on my door
Turn the lights off, pretend to be out
It’ll soon be Halloween once more
With loadsa kids knocking on my door
Turn the lights off, pretend to be out
Or open the door and give 'em a clout.
It’ll soon be Halloween once more
With loadsa kids knocking on my door
Turn the lights off, pretend to be out
Or open the door and give 'em a clout.
Better still, around the campfire make 'smores.
Five points on all stars I see
Five points on all stars I see
Any more and I’ve been on the whacky!
Five points on all the stars i see
Any more and i’ve been on the whacky!
I guess you mean stars and not stars
Five points on all the stars i see
Any more and i’ve been on the whacky!
I guess you mean stars and not stars
oops-been in too many bars
Five points on all the stars i see
Any more and i’ve been on the wacky!
I guess you mean stars and not stars
Oops-been in too many bars
Movie stars or twinkly stars is the key.
These Limericks not quite the same
These Limericks not quite the same
Has someone changed the gist of the game
These Limericks not quite the same
Has someone changed the gist of the game
Well don’t look at me
These Limericks are not quite the same
Has someone changed the gist of the game
Well don’t look at me
I can’t help myself you see
These Limericks are not quite the same
Has someone changed the gist of the game
Well don’t look at me
I can’t help myself you see
Many of the rhymes are much too tame.
“No energy to mow me lawn,” moaned Mac
“No energy to mow me lawn”, moaned Mac
I’m so tired I should still be in the sack!
Too late! You’re taking it much to Easy EZ.
“No energy to mow me lawn,” moaned Mac
As he lay down to rest on his back
Hi there EaZy, we both posted at the same time…Oops!
I’m lost now, is this the one we should be following?
“No energy to mow me lawn”, moaned Mac
I’m so tired I should still be in the sack!
So he laid on the grass