An over fifties lady from Wales
Thought she’d head off to the sales
To buy a new coat
A loan she did float
An over fifties lady from Wales
Thought she’d head off to the sales
To buy a new coat
A loan she did float
Then decided to move to The Dales
A fellow who came here from Ghent
A fellow who came here from Ghent
Considered himself a real gent
A fellow who came here from Ghent
Considered himself a real gent
He always said please
A fellow who came here from Ghent
Considered himself a real gent
He always said please
Sometimes on his knees
A fellow who came here from Ghent
Considered himself a real gent
He always said please
Sometimes on his knees
More often he had to repent
Thinking out loud as he sat in the chair
Thinking out loud as he sat in the chair
Ummin ’ and ah’ing and combing his hair
Thinking out loud as he sat in the chair
Ummin’ and ah’ing and combing his hair
When a brilliant idea
Caused an accident to his ear
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Thinking out loud as he sat in the chair
Ummin’ and ah’ing and combing his hair
When a brilliant idea
Caused an accident to his ear
Now he’s at A E for some care.
Look out shouted Sid driving fast
Look out shouted Sid driving fast
As a cop car came hurtling past
Look out shouted Sid driving fasr
As a cop car came hurtling past
Breath into this the speed cop said
My goodness me you should be dead!
Look out shouted Sid driving fast
As a cop car came hurtling past
Breath into this the speed cop said
My goodness me you should be dead!
Or at least in a huge plaster cast.
A young man from Greece said to me
A young man from Greece said to me
Can you spare some cash for a cup o’ tea?
A young man from Greece said to me
Can you spare some cash for a cup o’ tea?
So I fished in my pocket
A young man from Greece said to me
Can you spare some cash for a cup o’ tea?
So I fished in my pocket
But couldn’t unlock it
A young man from Greece said to me
Can you spare some cash for a cup o’ tea?
So I fished in my pocket
But couldn’t unlock it
A bit of treasure pulled out of the sea
My brother chased me out of the shed
My brother chased me out of the shed
Kicked my bum and then he said
My brother chased me out of the shed
Kicked my bum and then he said
“Keep my secret or there will be trouble”