Limerick (Part 4)

Judd · 9 October 2018 20:45

For a fresh glass of water I dash
Before I come out in a rash
Is that from fleas or the heat?

Rhian · 9 October 2018 22:03

For a fresh glass of water I dash
Before I come out in a rash
From fleas or the heat?
Neither, salty meat…

Rhian · 9 October 2018 22:04

(Sorry made a hash of copy n paste!)

Mups · 9 October 2018 22:39

For a fresh glass of water I dash
Before I come out in a rash
From fleas or the heat?
Neither, salty meat…
But I’ll be right back in a flash.

'Twas love at first sight for Gertie

Last_Tango · 9 October 2018 22:45

'Twas love at first sight for Gertie
Shy at heart, but oft quite flirty

Tezza · 10 October 2018 07:34

'Twas love at first sight for Gertie
Shy at heart, but oft quite flirty
She winked her good eye

EZ_Rider · 10 October 2018 09:22

'Twas love at first sight for Gertie
Shy at heart, but oft quite flirty
She winked her good eye
Stuffed another mince pie

Mups · 10 October 2018 11:07

'Twas love at first sight for Gertie
Shy at heart, but oft quite flirty
She winked her good eye
Stuffed another mince pie
But then she spotted old Bertie.

With love in her heart

EZ_Rider · 10 October 2018 13:41

With love in her heart
She felt really smart

Can’t wait for Pugs to enter the last line!:shock:

RightNow · 10 October 2018 20:06

With love in her heart
She felt really smart
Til love took a dive

EZ_Rider · 10 October 2018 20:09

With love in her heart
She felt really smart
Till love took a dive
At the age of just five

Beautiful_Filly · 10 October 2018 20:09

With love in her heart
She felt really smart
Til love took a dive
How shall she thrive?

Mups · 10 October 2018 22:45

With love in her heart
She felt really smart
Til love took a dive
How shall she thrive?
If her and Bertie did part.

Sid fancied some noodles for tea

Pug · 11 October 2018 02:53

Sid fancied some noodles for tea
“I’ll cook then in syrup!” thought he

EZ_Rider · 11 October 2018 06:38

Sid fancied some noodles for tea
So he made some for him and for me

Tezza · 11 October 2018 21:15

Sid fancied some noodles for tea
“I’ll cook then in syrup!” thought he
But the frying pan broke

RightNow · 11 October 2018 22:22

Sid fancied some noodles for tea
“I’ll cook then in syrup!” thought he
But the frying pan broke
His parrot squawked and spoke

Rhian · 11 October 2018 22:27

Sid fancied some noodles for tea
“I’ll cook then in syrup!” thought he
But the frying pan broke
His parrot squawked and spoke
“Oh lordy it’s burnt worms for me!”

An over fifties lady from wales

Mups · 11 October 2018 22:54

Ann over fifties lady from Wales
Thought she’d head off to the sales

(Hi Rhian)

Judd · 11 October 2018 23:35

An over fifties lady from Wales
Thought she’d head off to the sales
To buy a new coat