Limerick (Part 4)

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Decided to stick with chips

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Decided to stick with chips
Though they will put weight on my hips

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Decided to stick with chips
Though they will put weight on my hips
Just eat what you want

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Decided to stick with chips
Though they will put weight on my hips
Just eat what you want
and your weight you can flaunt

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Decided to stick with chips
Though they will put weight on my hips
Just eat what you want
and your weight you can flaunt
Until the seam of your trousers rips.

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As I was walking past St. Paul’s

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As I was walking past St. Paul’s
I saw a woman washing her ‘smalls’

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As I was walking past St. Paul’s
I saw a woman washing her ‘smalls’
In a bucket with water and soap

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As I was walking past St. Paul’s
I saw a woman washing her ‘smalls’
In a bucket with water and soap
But just at that moment - along came the Pope

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As I was walking past St. Paul’s
I saw a woman washing her ‘smalls’
In a bucket with water and soap
But just at that moment - along came the Pope
Juggling in the air with his balls.

‘Is this the way to the palace?’, asked Pope

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‘Is this the way to the palace?’, asked Pope
“I was hoping to score me some dope”

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Is this the way to the palace?’, asked Pope
“I was hoping to score me some dope”
Hard luck, Prince Harry’s abroad

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Is this the way to the palace?’, asked Pope
“I was hoping to score me some dope”
Hard luck, Prince Harry’s abroad
Why don’t you just ask your lord

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Is this the way to the palace?’, asked Pope
“I was hoping to score me some dope”
Hard luck, Prince Harry’s abroad
Why don’t you just ask your lord
Or otherwise just live in hope.

Judd booked on a coach trip to Spain

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Judd booked on a coach trip to Spain
Hope my backside takes the strain

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Judd booked on a coach trip to Spain
Hope my backside takes the strain
Is Judd taking you?

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Judd booked on a coach trip to Spain
Hope my backside takes the strain
Is Judd taking you?
Nah. Typo did do. (Meant his not my )

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Judd booked on a coach trip to Spain
Hope my backside takes the strain
Is Judd taking you?
Nah. Typo did to.
Wow! that’s a helluva pain!

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Today is a great day for Frogs

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Today is a great day for Frogs
who are normally the underdogs