Alf finished his cup of tea
Then got up and went for a pee
Alf finished his cup of tea
Then got up and went for a pee
But he tripped over the dog
Alf finished his cup of tea
Then got up and went for a pee
But he tripped over the dog
Fell head first in the bog
Alf finished his cup of tea
Then got up and went for a pee
But he tripped over the dog
Fell head first in the bog
And his missus cried “Yippee.” 
Alf pulled his head out of the bog
Alf pulled his head out of the bog
mind whirring,engaged the ‘fast’ cog
Alf pulled his head out of the bog
Mind whirring, engaged the ‘fast’ cog
Took one step back
Alf pulled his head out of the bog
Mind whirring, engaged the ‘fast’ cog
Took one step back
Tripped, gave his head a crack
Alf pulled his head out of the bog
Mind whirring, egaged the fast cog
Took one step back
Tripped, gave his head a crack
Then it was like looking through fog.
The Pike was swimming along
The Pike was swimming along
Just humming his merry song
The Pike was swimming along
Just humming his merry song
Then a worm on a hook appeared
The Pike was just swimming along
Just humming his merry song
Then a worm on a hook appeared
And poor old Pikey got speared
The Pike was just swimming along
Just humming his merry song
Then a worm on a hook appeared
And poor old Pikey got speared
After which,he didn’t last very long.
Passwords-aren’t they a pain!
Passwords-aren’t they a pain!
I keep forgetting them again and again.
Passwords-aren’t they a pain!
I keep forgetting them again and again.
Put them in a safe app
Passwords - aren’t they a pain!
I keep forgetting them again and again
Put them in a safe app
And keep in your cap
Passwords - aren’t they a pain!
I keep forgetting them again and again
Put them in a safe app
And keep in your cap
So they don’t clutter up your brain
Tis dark and chilly tonight
Tis dark and chilly tonight
A hot toddy before bed is in sight.
Tis dark and chilly tonight
A hot toddy before bed is in sight
My bed sox I’ll need
Tis dark and chilly tonight
A hot toddy before bed is in sight
My bed sox I’ll need
Will you indeed
Tis dark and chilly tonight
A hot toddy before bed is in sight
My bed sox I’ll need
Will you indeed
Then into bed and off with the light.
What a wonderful dream last night